fat mac @CDTIII
disclaimer: I am not real and none of my tweets are either Joined January 2017-
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jesus christ
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
congrats to all the “you’re taking it out of context” posters
Trump: "Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?"
@pegobry_en @ajafan594234 Oh nevermind, 48.4k followers for an AI profile that’s programmed to puke out antisocial MAGA capitalist horseshit. My bad for falling for it. Kill yourself by the way.
@pegobry_en @ajafan594234 “It’s quite lucid” according to who???? Are you fucking stupid? Whatever show you have or platform you swindle, bring me on it. You’re destroyed in 5 minutes. What an absolute capitalism shill spilling loser.
What an incredibly fucking stupid buzzword merchant. Consider uninstalling
This is Popeslop Just totally meaningless, uninspired, uninteresting, like trying to walk waist-deep in mud. Absolute humiliation for the Church and all Catholics
So I really wanted to say “it’d be so awesome if Trump died right now” Then I thought “oh no what if that gets me in trouble” Then I realized how fucking insane it is that I even have to think that So I think it’d be really fucking awesome if Trump died right this very second
Whenever it happens can we make sure it happens to JD Vance too
Phil and Amanda should be bronze statues at the entrance of the US Hockey Hall of Fame.
Presenting the U.S. Hockey Hall of Fame Class of 2026! 🇺🇸 Congratulations to this year’s inductees! Details on this year’s #USHHOF class: usah.info/2p8b357w
Dead
Husband. Father. Leader. Faithful Servant.
Every AI source will say I won. That was never in question. Specific AI programs built for this purpose (Judging debates) will also say so. The polls are simply a reflection of who has the larger audience post debate. During the debate I won those too. It's not hard to
Have you considered crying about it you traitorous, wife beating, worthless sack of shit?
We all knew that SCOTUS would uphold the farce of “birthright citizenship.” That doesn’t change the fact that it’s a catastrophic decision for the country, and idiotic on its face, based on logic that nobody actually believes.
Unfortunately the funniest tweet I’ve ever and ever will see on this app
Hear me out on this one IQ < 100? Your vote counts as half Age > 70? Your vote counts as half Both? You don’t get one
we both up now
never thought I’d be more hopeful about socialism than arsenal and yet here we are.
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
22 years since the Invincibles. Arsenal are Champions again ❤️
It’s a fucking meme. Shut the hell up. You’re clearly too dense to comprehend what the picture is depicting. Spare me your fake outrage bullshit.
*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* Moron! You and everyone who voted like you is a moron! If you voted for Trump and still follow me I don’t know why because you’re a MORON! Fell for it again you MORON!
Brace for impact … World peace. $1.89 per gallon gas. No border invasion. 1/2 price groceries. 2.5% mortgage rates. Energy independence.
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