The 🄲🄴🄳 ™ @CEDictionary

Giving the real meanings of words. Written by @ColinJEnglish. Parody. Surrey, UK Joined March 2011

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2 months ago

GAINSAY (v) when someone repeats something, they GAINSAY it. When my daughters were young, they might ask a question several times, which was very aggravating, so I would tell them not to gainsay it.

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2 months ago

Okay, this is getting out of control! 😂

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11 months ago

Kakistocrascy (n) - A country ruled by stupid people. An example will be the USA next year. Dem

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11 months ago

Trug (n) - The name of a SUV car made by VW. P. S. Sorry for not posting recently. I've been unwell and distracted by other things.

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11 months ago

AUTOBIOGRAPHY (n) - The life story of a car.

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ARALDITE (n) - The name of a Greek god responsible for sticking Greek society together.

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2 years ago

PECKSNIFFIAN (n) - Someone who loves to sniff, um, peckers. Um, I am not defining that word!

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BED ROTTING (v) - The practice of staying in bed eating snacks and drinking soda, as a way of coping with stress or anxiety. The term comes from rotting the bedclothes or mattress through wetting the bed instead of going to the toilet.

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GALANTHOPHILE (n) - A person who likes and/or collects galanthus, which is Latin for snowdrops. Apparently, there are several types of snowdrops, including a yellow version.

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FLAPPER-BRACKET (n) - A term that referred to the pillion seat on a motorbike in the years when "flappers" were common. A flapper was a trendy fun-living young woman, who wore shorter skirts that made getting in and out of a car easier and shorter hair that was easier to manage.

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AL DENTE (n) - The name of Al Capone's dentist.

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BADINAGE (v) - When an old age pensioner turns to crime.

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SUBARACHNOID HEMORRHAGE (n) - A peculiar bleed in the brain caused by a spider living in the head. The spider may have got into the head through an ear or up the nose during the night.

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RANDY ANDY - (n) What Andy Pandy was known as when he grew up.

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NODDY-POOP (n) What Big-ears found in Noddy's nappies when he changed them when Noddy's was a baby.

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2 years ago

English is a confusing language, part 35: "I didn't want to desert the dessert I found in the desert." Two different spellings for the word desert / dessert. Two different meanings for the word desert plus dessert has a different meaning.

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2 years ago

ABSTAIN (n) - A mark on your stomach caused by spilling something on your abs when you are not wearing a shirt. Example: "When I got up this morning, I found an abstain caused by eating pizza in bed last night."

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2 years ago

VULCANISATION (n) - The process of converting someone into a Vulcan, an alien race in Star Trek. Leonard Nimoy spent hours in the make up chair to become Mr Spock before appearing in the show.