CL0Pinette @CL0Pinette
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I run a 5-node Kubernetes cluster in my basement. This single line in your resume will make you stand out from 99% of candidates. "Hands-on experience emerged as the most valued factor at 95% importance" - LF Talent Report 2025 Companies need skills, not degrees. They will…
NAT has saved more people from getting hacked than some actual security controls 🤣
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When it’s a word pattern matcher, it’s a word pattern matcher. You might think it’s intelligence, but it’s a word pattern matcher. It’s not a belittlement. It’s just what it is.
Ring 0 is a highly-privileged state on CPUs. Negative Ring Levels have even *higher* privilege. You just haven’t heard of them. For X86, Ring -1 is Hardware Virtualization, Ring -2 is System Management Mode, Ring -3 is Intel ME / AMD PSP. Arm get's even weirder:
Apps are slower than they were 10 years ago. They use more memory. They crash more often. And they still can't load basic data without spinning loaders. What did we gain? A virtual DOM and 5 layers of abstraction. What did we lose? Performance, simplicity, and elegance.
Is software really getting better? We write more code than ever. We have better tools than ever. And somehow… apps still feel slower, buggier, and heavier. More complexity ≠ better software. Less is still more. But no one gets promoted for simplicity.
Unpopular opinion: Side projects will teach you more than certifications ever will. Build something. Break it. Repeat.
> The goal is to minimize risks from outdated certificate data, deprecated cryptographic algorithms, and prolonged exposure to compromised credentials. Are they not aware about CRLs/OCSP ? And as if deprecated cryptographic algorithms appeared every day...
> The goal is to minimize risks from outdated certificate data, deprecated cryptographic algorithms, and prolonged exposure to compromised credentials. Are they not aware about CRLs/OCSP ? And as if deprecated cryptographic algorithms appeared every day...
If you thought software was bad today, buckle up, because it's about to get a whole lot worse.
If you thought software was bad today, buckle up, because it's about to get a whole lot worse.
I don't know how many times I need to say this: LLMs are literally trained to be Bullshitting Engines. They cannot reason; they don't "understand" anything. All they do is give an answer that is highly probably to _sound_ correct, not actually _be_ correct (i.e. bullshitting).
LOL, arrêtons de vouloir mettre de l'IA générative de partout. Les moteurs de recherches fonctionnent parfaitement pour ces usages ci et permettent une diversités de sources. Il serait temps de se rendre compte de cela... Pathétique...
LOL, arrêtons de vouloir mettre de l'IA générative de partout. Les moteurs de recherches fonctionnent parfaitement pour ces usages ci et permettent une diversités de sources. Il serait temps de se rendre compte de cela... Pathétique...
"We've reduced our support load by 99.9% using AI" In reality... your customer can't get ANY support now I'm getting tired of these terrible AI bot rollouts... Example:
We have completly given up on optimizing games at this point Enjoy your frame generation with input lag and artifacting, blurry DLSS technology with ghosting and uncanny AI generated real time textures
We have completly given up on optimizing games at this point Enjoy your frame generation with input lag and artifacting, blurry DLSS technology with ghosting and uncanny AI generated real time textures
WebDevs: NOOO YOUR BROWSER IS A COUPLE YEARS OLD!!! WE DON"T SUPPORT THAT!!1 C++ Devs (From the ChangeLog of SciTE):
WebDevs: NOOO YOUR BROWSER IS A COUPLE YEARS OLD!!! WE DON"T SUPPORT THAT!!1 C++ Devs (From the ChangeLog of SciTE): https://t.co/dn4Qu0i8Tw

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INTERPOL #MostWanted ... @interpolwanted
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INTERPOL @INTERPOL_HQ
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