The Carbon Tax @CO2_Tax
Mwahahahaha! I am a great big tax on everything! Joined June 2012-
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Libs can't touch this youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn… (at least for now anyway) #AusPol
I'm not dying, I'm just becoming less evil. Settle down guys.
I support Kevin Rudd for PM. Sure, it might be seen as betraying the person who is the reason I'm here but hey, I'm just that evil. #auspol
The Carbon Tax burnt your toast this morning. #auspol
You know that storm in Melbourne tonight? Yep, caused by yours truly.
I would personally like to apologise for the whole Tom Waterhouse thing given that everything bad that happens is always because of me.
Remember when I used to be the scariest thing ever? Those were the times. #auspol
If I were eligible to vote, I would vote for the Gillard Government like my life depended on it. #auspol
@vanOnselenP Now 150 days of interviews where each answer begins with "Yes, you are exactly right, Ray/Alan/Andrew"
Told you I'd eventually wipe out Whyalla when I got around to it. #auspol blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andr…
I for one welcome our new poly-aromatic hydrocarbon overlord. #springst
.@ExPremierTed I'm sorry dude. Some people (mostly latte sipping lefties) will say it wasn't my fault but everything's my fault. #SpringSt
The climate would be more rough at #springst if it weren't for my super climate change stopping powers.
Clearly we need more taxes to increase education standards so that at least whoever runs @axeco2tax can spell their own Twitter name #auspol
If the Mining Tax won't collect much tax, maybe I'll step in and do it. #auspol
As we go into this election, Australians face the question of which is the lesser of two evils: Me or Tony Abbott. #auspol