𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒌𝒂. @CONSCIENTlAM

/ something something school is time consuming might be on here more often after wednesday morning (i have a fun exam) for now i will remember to reply to yuri-mun consistently and [not] forget

only person who's allowed to touch my fat fucking titties is TAMI!!!! EVERYONE ELSE LEAVE ME ALONE

Monika's writing tip of the day! There's no such thing as an instant book, so make sure to dedicate yourself and push through when it counts!

┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ``Ghosts are blue-green. My heart is amber. `` ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛ 🔪Ships with chemistry. 🔪Dark themes ahead 🔪Friendly Writer 🔪Was //KnivesBrideYuri but lost it. --#OpenRP #MVRP #DDLCRP —

// Heyo. I’m back. I used to be @.glitchycxpcakes, but Twitter suspended it. Please RT this, I want to get my followers back.

Garfield is the pinnacle of existential saterical literature

/ i retract my previous statement tamimun is out to get me i'm disappearing back to my writer acct and going into hiding

Monika's writing tip of the day! Don't wait for the perfect sentence. Start writing whatever you can think of onto the page! Editing and revising is 90% of the writing process anyways, so it's perfectly fine if your rough draft...is a rough draft!

/ sometimes i come here exclusively for the tamisaya hijinks. never change. thank you.

i vent by spilling out all my inner conflicts to someone, sharing what burdens me with them so that they can potentially help me overcome them. that's how i vent, yuri. bitch.

Monika's writing tip of the day! When writing, just blindly trust in your smug self and not worry about the ending! I'm sure it'll all come together anyways! There's no need for careful planning and structuring, outlining and refinement, or consideration of your work's themes!

Monika's writing tip of the day (yesterday)! Every little detail in your story should have a deeper meaning. When your MC closes a door, are they metaphorically ending a chapter of their life? Remember, your book needs to have enough for English majors to analyze!

Monika's writing tip of the day! If you're worried your protagonist doesn't stand out enough, simply make them the chosen one, around which everything else revolves! Give them an ancient prophecy and a dark lord hellbent on destroying them, so it's obvious how special they are!

( Operation: fall asleep while watching a movie with Yuri is a go )

Monika's writing tip of the day! Leave writing the hardest scenes until just before the deadline! That way, you'll be older, and therefore wise enough to write them in a single go! Careful revision and review are unnecessary. Don't underestimate the depths of your genius!

Monika's writing tip of the day (yesterday)! Make all of your character's names virtually unreadable! Go ham and chuck in whatever unicode text you can! The reader will feel more engaged if they have to pause every line and diagram out who's saying what!

/ this is my apology note in advance to yuri-mun because it's too late to be awake and i write sentences that make sense when sleep is on my side. in the morning.

Monika's Writing Tip of the Day (Yesterday)! Always make sure to include an assortment of relevant themes in any story that you write...but don't actually say anything controversial (because that would affect your book sales)!!

Monika's Writing Tip of the Day! When writing a story, don't bother making the side characters interesting or giving them any kind of meaningful development. It's clear the audience is just there to hear the main character's story, so it's okay if they're used as plot devices!