Communist Party Of Canada (SATIRE)☭🇨🇦🌐 @CPCPitchBot_
NOT the Communist Party of Canada ⚙ SATIRE ⚙ PARODY. ⚙ Ain't accountability a bitch.⚙ Communism will win but not on our watch⚙Canada is a free country ⚙ Joined June 2022-
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We didn’t clap. And not just because it was really late & we were all asleep. But on principal too.
IMT leadership being totally cool with Alex Grant dating a bunch of young members over the years and getting fucked up with them until his alcoholism peaked and he completely went off the rails is definitely not the issue here. #AreYouaCommunist #InternationalMarxistTendency
Lmao, glad to know this is how CPUSA acts to people who come forward about abusive behavior in their party
PSA: I have left CPUSA. This is the statement I wrote to my chapter on the subject. It is the first and last I will be saying on this front.
Congratulations @H66539902Carter for being the first IMT member to publicly confirm that Alex Grant was, in fact, expelled for being a sex pest. I guess your keepers should make their hush orders more explicit next time.
You’re much better off doing that than sitting around with a bunch of dick heads who do nothing but run the 200th reading group and sell papers.
If ur a young person in Canada who’s interested in getting politically involved, pick a specific issue whether it’s housing, unions of all kinds, mental health, queer and woman’s orgs. Get involed with those and push their line to a more revolutionary one. You’ll actually have…
Every single Marxist org in Canada is an irrelevant collection of people with the most inflated egos you’ll ever meet. Constantly commenting on different movements happening in their cities, yet don’t have much involvement outside of silly photo ops and one time participation in…
being a pickme for an org that engaged in a huge sexual abuse scandal and tried to cover it up while also having a long history of this, is such nasty gutter behaviour, like have some shame
Guess I can drop some of these now 🤭 Our CPUSA """comrades""" everyone!
To anyone who asks, I was removed by the party from my local chapter. I was not invited to this hearing, I was not given any notice this was happening. Local did this and then requested national to remove me. I was told this is NOT the correct way of doing this.
Well, I'm now free from CPUSA, so I'm also now free to talk about the abuse and harassment I went through in that party from it's leadership
yeah…the Canadian communist party denies that the contradiction between the state & Indigenous ppl is settler colonialism.
@hayxtt Also, many BIPOC and queer comrades left the party (including myself) after they tried to cover up the sexual harassment of a Black trans comrade. CPC isn't relevant to left politics in canada
the CPC is filled to the brim with a bunch of white ppl who have a chip on their shoulder about maybe being the relative of a settler. Instead of just reconciling with that, they just deny the reality of indigenous ppl living in this country.
I talked to CBC for a good 10 mins I think. I really wish they would have used some other quotes but I guess they needed to take some of the fluffier stuff bc of their state sponsor and all that 😂
The RCMP are lawless thugs. The whole organization needs to be disbanded and members prosecuted for crimes against humanity.
The RCMP are lawless thugs. The whole organization needs to be disbanded and members prosecuted for crimes against humanity.
Does this look like the positive result of an “empathetic”, human-centred response? or the chaotic aftermath of a hurricane of thievery & violence? Why are some lives so easily disposable? Will we stand for it?
Does this look like the positive result of an “empathetic”, human-centred response? or the chaotic aftermath of a hurricane of thievery & violence? Why are some lives so easily disposable? Will we stand for it?

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