Best Lookout newsletter subject line debate of the year over here. Some contenders:
Pushing a peanut up Pikes Peak with just your nose Pike's Peak Peanut Pusher seeks world record Nosing a nut to the summit A nose. A nut. America's Mountain.
Really, you need to read this story (and check out his crazy nose-mounted peanut shover) -- cpr.org/2022/07/08/col…
OMG - just discovered (without surprise) that @CODaleyNews had the single best suggestion: Push A Peanut Up Pike's Peak With One's Proboscis? Preposterous! That man is a national treasure.
@CPRverlee @CODaleyNews ... this whole time, I thought it was with *just* his nose. I had a lot of questions. I mean, I still have questions.
@CPRverlee Thanks MVP! Tho I’m not sure the nation is ready for this kind of so-called humor
@CPRverlee @CODaleyNews John Daley, america’s dad!