Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

Likely to tweet about how everything in DC is terrible, while knowing I'll never leave. Standard disclaimer about my tweets being my own. Washington, DC Joined February 2009

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

5 days ago

A hill I’m willing to die on: If I order #coffee and it comes with milk and sugar already added, it’s the restaurant that’s wrong. Also, I’m now skeptical of payment systems that ask for a tip before the order is complete.

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

2 months ago

“Improved service” A- 27 to Van Dorn doesn’t show, bus pulls up 7 minutes later, departure time changes from “Now” to “12 min.” @wmata / @wmataGM was this the vision?

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

3 months ago

Today I learned that @Uber can cancel a request to charge you surge pricing and there’s no way to reach a person to dispute it.

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

3 months ago

Accidentally hung up on the first @Wayfair customer service rep who was remotely helpful. Called back to apologize so he wouldn’t think he’d done a bad job. I’ve been on hold for over an hour.

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

6 months ago

#Churchof @__ChrisCote “And now a reading from the Gospel according to Greg: And lo, Jesus said to his disciples ‘Back in my day…’” Cc: @LeBatardShow @gregcote

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

6 months ago

Hey @wmata / @wmataGM, you have 4 buses serving the same line over a 30 minute window. 2 buses arrive 1 min apart and then it’s a 20+ min wait for another 2 buses to arrive 1 min apart. Admittedly I’m not some fancy bus scientist but… #Metrobus #wmata #fancybusscientist

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

8 months ago

Thinking of you @BizNasty2point0… #4nations Congrats @usahockey

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

9 months ago

Just catching up, travesty to just breeze past #sadiator by @LeBatardShow and more limited fake misogynistic Bane going through a contested divorce from @jessica_smetana

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

10 months ago

Hey @wmata any explanation for why multiple 7A north buses simply did not come this AM? A few of us are wondering…

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

10 months ago

Key West must see spots according to ⁦@LeBatardShow⁩: ⁦@SloppyJoesBarKW⁩ ✅ (end of list because I wasn’t paying close attention to the show that day)

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

10 months ago

Key West must do’s per @LeBatardShow: 1. @KeyWestCoffee ✅

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NFIB @NFIB

10 months ago

#NFIB Senior VP of Advocacy Adam Temple and @thehill's Kathleen Koch examine how detrimental the massive tax hike would be on the nation's #smallbusinesses if the 20% #SmallBusinessDeduction expires.

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

11 months ago

Nothing like a delicious sandwich from @panerabread, so fresh they even include the bones 🤦‍♂️

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

12 months ago

Just got a campaign text from @Fwd_Party about a local election. I can’t say I read the whole thing or care about local elections but sure you can have my vote. I’d join your party too but you need a better name first.

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Chris Billeter @CSBilleter

a year ago

Things that will definitely go exactly as planned: @wmata offloading an entire train to reverse direction, telling passengers another train is coming heading in the original direction Feels like those word problems in school that never worked out #IfTheBlueLineLeavesFoggyBttm