CSI:Ambridge @CSI_Ambridge
Forensic Science in the Shires (fan/parody account and not associated with the BBC) Ambridge, Borsetshire Joined April 2016-
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If you don't tell him, #Fallon, we will #Harrison #TheArchers
The kettle's always on here, #Harrison Come back anytime. And soon ❤️ #TheArchers
A brew before you go, Harrison fella? #TheArchers #Yorkshire
We are here for you #Harrison, if you need a chat. Kettle's always on and we love you. Even if you are being a bit selfish and insensitive about this. #TheArchers
There's a fundamental misunderstanding of what it means to be a police officer here! If they receive a complaint of his misconduct he could be dismissed with no pension. His flagging there may be an issue may save his job. He'll have sworn an Oath of Allegiance #TheArchers
Look how fabulous this is!
Point of order, Usha. Organising events is absolutely not "in Lynda's DNA". She just likes doing it and is good at it. #TheArchers
We'd offer a doughnut but realise it may not be well received... Bravo Mr Thomas! #TheArchers
We'd offer a doughnut but realise it may not be well received... Bravo Mr Thomas! #TheArchers
Spangly shorts? A size too small? #Harrison The gaffer's just gone to put the kettle on. It's got a bit steamy in here. #TheArchers
Gentle reminder to Lilian and Lynda #sniff Forensic does not mean meticulous, it means "pertaining to the law". #TheArchers
It was our gaffer's Mum's funeral today. We're not feeling much like tea or doughnuts to be fair. #TheArchers
Will there be doughnuts? #TheArchers
On second listen, we'll be having a chat about blame and control too. Disappointed. *fires up the urn #TheArchers
On second listen, we'll be having a chat about blame and control too. Disappointed. *fires up the urn #TheArchers
Wondering if our friend Harrison might like to pop round for a cuppa, a doughnut, a chat and a chance to reflect on the error of his ways. #TheArchers
Most guys don’t look in the mirror & see a problem. But it’s staring us in the face. Sexual violence begins long before you think it does. #DontBeThatGuy
In case anyone was wondering, our gaffer's just said no, Blossom Hill Cottage probably didn't look like the (alleged) post stabbing house on #TheCleaner after the Helen and Rob incident. #TheArchers
Our gaffer just got all the embroidery stitch questions right on #UniversityChallenge and is now regaling us with the story of how her knowledge of knitting helped provide evidence in a murder case 🙄🧶🪡🧵 #TheArchers
Ruiari's exceptional skill at Cluedo is duly noted. We wonder if he can make tea? And if he likes doughnuts? Oooh, or if he can bake doughnuts?! #TheArchers
Next time we can actually resume our Christmas Karaoke party, we hope @neilnunes1 is available for a cameo performance. Our gaffer does a mean Big Spender... #TheArchers

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