CAPTAINSWERVYNERVES @CTODDMCCORMICK2

HELPING GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO NICE PEOPLE NYC, BABY. Joined November 2021

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Protourbike Giveaway October 2025：Win A Free ProTour M920 ebike worth 1099 wn.nr/drp9r5j

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3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

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4 weeks ago

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Dwarf Planet Guitars Giveaway #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/1wg8g6m/dwar…

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2 months ago

Complete Measures of U.S. National Debt budgetmodel.wharton.upenn.edu/issues/2025/1/…

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4 months ago

THE PRINCIPAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOUNTING A GOPRO CAMERA ON MY HEAD AT 10PM ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN I WAS 25 VS TODAY IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORRIFYING, UNREGULATED THRILL RIDE, WITH AMAZING HIDDEN DANGERS AND AN OIL PAINTING.

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4 months ago

Fender American Professional II Telecaster HH Roasted Maple Neck Limited Edition Electric Guitar Aged Natural #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/19wegdm/fend…

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4 months ago

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4 months ago

EVERY DAY, WHEN I LOG IN TO INSTAGRAM, I NOTICE THAT INSTACART HAS A CARROT LOGO. HOW MANY STONERS, UNABLE TO DRIVE, ARE CALLING THEM FOR CARROTS?

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4 months ago

I HATE THE ARCHITECTURE OF BOTH ANTONIO GAUDI AND FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT. THERE-I SAID IT. IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO BE DISCERNING THAN OVERLY AGREEABLE.

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4 months ago

STEVE PERILLO IS THE FREDO CORLEONE OF THE ITALIAN TRAVEL INDUSTRY.

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5 months ago

MY FATHER TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE NATURAL WORLD AROUND US. HE BEGAN WITH EARLY LESSONS LIKE "WASP'S NESTS ARE NATURE'S PINATAS". GOOD TIMES.