CU Poops @CUPoops
Literally some fascinating shit Joined October 2013-
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Every Blue Jays fan at work tomorrow. pic.x.com/x5yrpfoDCV
Just had to double flush on second floor River Building and those toilets will flush a watermelon whole. Think about that for a second
Toilet tip 2: if you're complaining about your tip touching the water, stop complaining #wilfrid #hung #WilfredIsHung #notarealproblem
Toilet tip 1: before sitting that ass, drop in some tp to avoid that splash
MacOdrum basement pooper smells like death just took a chili steamer. Steer clear #sorry
Pretty sure I saw a snuff film that took place in the 4th floor Mackenzie bathroom
Whoever thought that the echo rooms (or bathrooms) in river were a good idea needs to be fired from whatever firm hired them
In other news, I find I can only silent fart when I'm wearing headphones
Field house bathrooms are clean and delicious. Use them.
The only downside to the bathroom in the gym is that you get weird looks from the yoga mat crew on your way out. Like fuck, sorry it echoes
I swear I only go to the gym to check out girls and fart
According to CU Baseball legend, Spencer Hill, the res commons toilets are "a home away from home." Ladies know where to find him #blumpkins
This guy needs to switch up his diet... He's birthing orange peels! You're not even supposed to eat that part!!
Someone just took a McSteamer on 3rd MacOdrum. Refrain from use. May or may not have been me... It was
@CUPoops Whoever used the stall before me on 1st floor MacOdrum ate waaayyy too many Florida Oranges. #smellslikeflorida #citrusy
Just did a fart lap of the MacOdrum basement. Probably offended a bunch of people #wheel
Pretty much every bathroom is being cleaned right now and I need to poop #inconvenient
About to take a meteor sized shit in @Olivers_Pub. Pics to follow
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