Caesar Greyhound @CaesarGreyhound
I am a retired racing greyhound now living my best life with my adopted family in the Midlands Joined October 2022-
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The garden gate is up! I have inspected hoodad's work. Zoomies for Caesar 😁
A few weeks ago our gate fell down in high winds. Hoodad is putting up the replacement gate so I can have the run of the garden again. I have the important job of supervising 🧐
Tonight I cried and paced for ages but silly hoodad didn't understand what I wanted. Eventually he realised my fluffy bed wasn't on the sofa which made me really upset. I love my fluffy bed ❤
Furious. Little hoobrother was sharing his dinner with me but hoomum told him off and made him stop! Poor Caesar!
Poppadoms for Caesar 😋 today was a good day
Tonight I gave my little hoo brother his first sighthound lean. Hoomum says we are both very sweet 🥰
#FlapsOutFriday soooo relaxed 😌
Frens I am in trouble...hoobrother was sick and when hoomum came downstairs after cleaning him up her bacon sandwich from the kitchen counter had disappeared...
Got a new toy and I love him so much I might not dedd him immediately. Hoomum says I'm getting soft in my old age...so rude!
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747 Followers 732 Following a double bed and a stalwart lover for sure, these are the riches of the poor.@CaesarGreyhound You're doings da supervising very well❣️ Me'm very prouds of you 👏👏👏❤
@CaesarGreyhound Enjoy garden zoomies when they return sweet pup 💖
I made it all da way to da park today (it has been a while). Had a little lie down to respawn whilst Nellie had her walk
@CaesarGreyhound Look after the snoot! 🤍🐾
@CaesarGreyhound Poor Caesar!! My hounds over the years have had this and always when they were rubbing the carpet/rug trying to bury or hide something (usually poo or wee) What you been up to? 🤣🤣
@CaesarGreyhound Oh no! Kisses for your nose xx
@CaesarGreyhound @FiresBrigade Humans are weird, Ally gave a little bird a funeral rather than let us eat our victory.
Today we have mostly been practicing our toast faces
342 days after I arrived at my forever home, I roached for the very first time just now. My hoos are thrilled that hoosis captured the moment 🦴 💜
Kylie - This is the life, undivided attention from Husis 🥰
But WHHHYYY can’t I get into that bedroom? I don’t care that I have a choice of beds and sofas. I want THAT bed *whiny pointy face*