California Humor @CalHumor
Even the best state has absurdities The Golden State Joined July 2012-
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You know you're from California when it's a normal thing to see a woman carrying her dog in her purse.
Only in California are toddlers playing on iPads while being pushed in a stroller.
A stupid question 98% of the time: Will there be traffic?
We all know someone who drives a Prius, if you don't then you're probably that weird friend who does.
Only in California is everyone on a diet yet it's completely cool to eat at In-N-Out often.
The rain is only nice for half a day or so, then it becomes a real pain in the ass.
The air always feels a little cleaner the day after it rains.
If there is one thing we can't do, it's driving in the rain.
Going to the beach is the best way to cope with life's curve balls.
You haven't experienced true happiness until you've dunked your In-N-Out fries into your milkshake.
If you drive with sun visors on the windows chances are you're a bad driver.
The best way to my heart is through some homemade guacamole.
You know you're from California if you've been to parties with a taco man.
All I need in the morning is a breakfast burrito and some coffee.
You can catch me eating from a gourmet food truck at least once a week.
Doesn't matter what time of the year it is, I am always in the mood for frozen yogurt.
If your sandals aren't Rainbows, then you're probably a tourist.
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