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Cal George @CalWGeorge

Created by scientists as a human experimentation on patience Joined April 2011
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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

4 years ago

Impending political violence and unrest following next week’s midterm elections got you feeling a bit anxious? The Calm App has you covered. Harry Styles can softly walk you through a peaceful meadow as you drift to sleep. Fascism is coming to America, but not your mind. Calm.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

4 years ago

Nabisco is just as concerned about the collapse of our society as you are. We see the nihilistic violence. We see the coming collapse of our currency. We see that you need a new cookie. Done. The new soft-baked raisin oatmeal is for when it all goes south. Nabisco. It’s over.

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4 years ago

RIP Mike Schank, the sweet funny soul at the heart of the extraordinary doc 'American Movie'. Me, Simon & Nick were obsessed with it and since they included Mike's home number on the DVD extras, we called him from London one night. If you've never seen it, please do immediately.

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Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing

4 years ago

Heck no. With all due respect, @JoeBiden — you’re wrong. Pandemic is not over. Almost 3,000 Americans are dying from #COVID19 every single week. A weekly 9/11 is a very big deal. Don’t even get me started on #LongCOVID—wreaking havoc on millions more.

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4 years ago

Roe v Wade overturned, Nuclear facilities under attack in the Ukraine, Doomsday Clock set to 99 seconds and 100 species going extinct everyday is not going to deter Verizon from offering an extra line for no charge. Verizon knows the end is close and we care about you. Verizon.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

4 years ago

Have you had it with Covid, poverty, the decay of everything? Violence as a way of life? Well the oceans are ruined but Papa John’s is offering a free sausage pizza if you can show us an eviction notice or proof of Long Covid. Papa John’s! It will be over soon!

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Steve None @radiometricx

4 years ago

Welcome to my stomach, tater tots. #Lunch

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Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing

4 years ago

3) In the old pre pandemic days, @CDCgov used to openly declare #monkeypox is respiratory in transmission. These days the @CDCDirector downplays it all day everyday. It’s so sad and embarrassing for the agency that I used to love and respect.

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Antonio Caramia @Antonio_Caramia

4 years ago

June 24, 2019 CDC: 👉"After zoonotic transmission, monkeypox spread from person to person is principally *RESPIRATORY*; contact with infectious skin lesions or scabs is another, albeit less common, means of person-to-person spread." 👉 #MonkeypoxIsAirborne

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Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing

4 years ago

📍The US #monkeypox situation is spiraling out of control. The Biden WH needs to hurry up its public health emergency declaration. The exponential surge in new daily cases is now near vertical—even a 7-day average curve! +1000 cases yesterday alone 👀 Figure by @Antonio_Caramia

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Cal George @CalWGeorge

4 years ago

How long until Prime Day is on our iCalendars by default? I give it 4 years.

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Cal George @CalWGeorge

4 years ago

Starting a Change.org petition for writers to stop calling smiles “toothy grins”

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

5 years ago

Hi. Here at Wells Fargo we sit in our cubicles all day thinking how to screw you and your family. We guarantee we will. We just have to figure out a new angle. Wells Fargo. We have you in our sights.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

5 years ago

We here at Monsanto or Beyer or whatever we fucking call ourselves now to avoid lawsuits would like you to know we are working on your death. We never stop. We won’t rest until you are dead. Monsanto. You can taste us in the water.

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5 years ago

As the world falls apart country by country and violence and unrest grow globally we here at Cadbury want you to know we are still making chocolate. We will make chocolate till the last one of you is dead. Cadbury. Death won’t stop us.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

5 years ago

The only person I try to impress is myself and I’m not having any of it.

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

Hey everybody! Now that civilization is winding down with war, viruses and overall collapse isn’t it time you had a coffee that not only gives you robust flavor but ends your life after two cups. Dunkin’s new MegaCup! Great flavor and it spares you from the horror!

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Frank Turner @frankturner

5 years ago

It's official folks. I'm tired, proud, and mostly grateful.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

5 years ago

Our best efforts have gotten us nowhere. Our environment is shot, our families aren’t safe from violence and extremism, we will all be deadsoon and that’s why this week only Nespresso is offering Organically grown Peruvian Roast at Violently reduced prices! Nespresso. Pop, Pop.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

5 years ago

As the crumbling empire embarks on another war, spending billions of dollars to enrich a few we here at Carl’s Jr. are proud to say that for every billion spent in the Ukraine conflict we will off a free order of onion rings to qualifying customers. Carl’s Jr. : Let’s Roll.

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