~Caleb~ @CalebCologne
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Did anyone ever stop and think that Santa laughs like a weirdo.
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Freaks have feelings too.
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Hooray for dreamers, but what about the doers? The legal immigrants who followed the laws, waited in lines, went for the interviews?
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Squeezing toothpaste from the top or bottom?
Bye Twitter. Keep applying the ointment until that thing goes away.
Gravity probably has one of the best soundtracks I've ever heard for a movie in my entire life.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fantastic if you don't know what either of those things are.
Me watching my dogs at the vet earlier today..
Fat people are my favorite people to stand behind when ordering food because they already know when they want.
Sometimes the most beautiful things come from the things we judge the hardest.
Ducks are the ultimate animal. They can swim, dive, walk, and fly.
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Are you who the person you are looking for is looking for?
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See the full list of the winners of the 2015 Oscars here bit.ly/1EFi8ly #Oscars2015
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"Well I kill people and eat pants" - the things you hear at @DennysDiner
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Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated"?
During a full moon, we only see half the moon.
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