Calgorithm Department of War @Calgorithm_DOW
The Calgorithm’s Unofficial Official Defense Force Berkeley, CA Joined August 2025-
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For injuries sustained in combat against an enemy transit system we humbly present true Calgorithm patriot Tyler Tomei with this Purple Heart. Thank you for your service 🫡
For injuries sustained in combat against an enemy transit system we humbly present true Calgorithm patriot Tyler Tomei with this Purple Heart. Thank you for your service 🫡 https://t.co/wazDP1MhTl
This message is supported by the Calgorithm Department of War 🫡
This message is supported by the Calgorithm Department of War 🫡
Gone but never forgotten.
Gone but never forgotten. https://t.co/RbtNGEyzd2
Your friendly reminder that “Ski-U-Mah” is just made up nonsense.
Your friendly reminder that “Ski-U-Mah” is just made up nonsense. https://t.co/HIUA0W3y0v
LOL 😂
I would die for my country (Ron Rivera and Cal Football) 🫡
I would die for my country (Ron Rivera and Cal Football) 🫡
If you’re curious Supreme Commander outranks a general
If you’re curious Supreme Commander outranks a general
From alumni to Chancellor Lyons — Cal spirit runs through every voice. Honored to talk with him in week 3 at Berkeley 🐻💛💙 @UCBerkeley @CalAthletics @dailycal @Calgorithm_DOW @GhostofGarbers @DepressedCalFan #GoBears #CalSpirit #CalFootball #Calgorithm
From alumni to Chancellor Lyons — Cal spirit runs through every voice. Honored to talk with him in week 3 at Berkeley 🐻💛💙 @UCBerkeley @CalAthletics @dailycal @Calgorithm_DOW @GhostofGarbers @DepressedCalFan #GoBears #CalSpirit #CalFootball #Calgorithm https://t.co/TEprSyKKSD
Weapons of Masses Destruction
Dogs when they see Goldy the “Gopher” run by:
Stolen Valor is a federal crime with the a potential punishment of up to 1 year in a federal penitentiary and fines.
Stolen Valor is a federal crime with the a potential punishment of up to 1 year in a federal penitentiary and fines. https://t.co/dQCwKXeZoa
PUBLIC NOTICE: Be advised that Calgorithm DFW is receiving reports of increased gopher presence across the Bay. To deal with this pest, we recommend @TheRodenator.
The Department of War (in collaboration with @CalgorithmDFW) has approved the use of chemical weapons against the Gophers from Minnesota.
Yeah, we’re going to need all hands on deck today. A #Drop50 warning is the highest level in our DEFCON alert system. Please be prepared. May Oski have mercy on us all.
Yeah, we’re going to need all hands on deck today. A #Drop50 warning is the highest level in our DEFCON alert system. Please be prepared. May Oski have mercy on us all.
Gameday. That’s all, that’s the tweet, thank you.
Help support our troops! Donate today! give.berkeley.edu/fund/FU1017000
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!!
If you are joining me in this pledge please make sure you use the following link for your donation. All donations make until next Friday (9/12) will count towards the #Calgorithm fund! Tell your friends, family, coworkers, and total strangers! give.berkeley.edu/fund/FU1017000
If you are joining me in this pledge please make sure you use the following link for your donation. All donations make until next Friday (9/12) will count towards the #Calgorithm fund! Tell your friends, family, coworkers, and total strangers! give.berkeley.edu/fund/FU1017000
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Calgorythmia @Calgorythmia
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Has Stanfballupdate P... @furdfballupdate
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JKS Express @BackerBear
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