Nom Chompsky @CaliRoll
welcome to my Notes app Long Beach, CA Joined February 2009-
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Philly fans boo’d LeBron until he brought them back from a 20-point deficit to win the game. I seriously just heard a sports analyst call these rabid pack of nincompoops the “best sports fans in America” 😂😂😂
Everyones talking about spending ruining baseball but not enough people talking about AI ruining it. Every player has tendencies and AI gives you that information within milliseconds. Baseball teams have to get younger, because having less data gives them an advantage.
Imagine being a 40+ year-old dad and still dressing like you did in your teens. I’m embarrassing, I know.
Just saw somebody on IG live sing to the homie 🎶”Happy c-day, that’s on Insane, happy c-day to you”🎵 😂😂😂
[female reporter on tv describing a grisly murder where 3 people got their throat slashed and the killer is still on the loose] Me: hmm, I’d hit.
Watching Cars (2006) with my kids and teaching them that it wasn’t right that Lightning McQueen didn’t have a right to a fair trial amongst his peers, and they gave him cruel & unusual punishment. Might have ruined the film for them but you gotta get that in their system early.
Went to @BurgerKing and asked for a packet of ranch for my fries and they said “that’s .75” bro for some hidden valley? Y’all ain’t Wingstop, calm down.
I hate Brock Purdy for being hard to hate. I want the Niners to rot in hell, but he’s such a good guy with a great story. Fucking asshole.
MLB will have insanely low viewership with two small market teams that no one really likes or hates. This will also help players negotiate against the salary cap in the offseason. Y’all will hate to admit it, but the Dodgers not making it this year is actually bad for baseball
I remember countless nights of drinking, partying, and being up to no good, then getting off that freeway exit by my house. That first sigh of relief that you’re about to spend the night in bed and not a prison cell 😂
The most agonizing part of Carrie is how long it took her to rinse off that pig’s blood. The fire hose was right there bro
Every celeb that got #MeToo’d was because they were horny and tried to get some for free when they could have just paid for some fully legal services. In the end you went down for being a cheapskate.
As a fried chicken enthusiast, I have to say my favorite horror villain is Captain Spaulding. Behind his lust for murderous rampage is a man who truly takes pride in his fried bird.
[me on the couch, teary eyed and blowing my nose into a tissue] Wife: aww, what you watching? Another Pixar movie? Me (voice cracking): No… it’s NFL RedZone’s 300th episode
Gamers to their consoles because there’s nothing fun to play rn
I will never watch a horror movie remake… Unless the original is trash. Like ok it needed a do-over that’s fine.
The drive thru line was too long, so I went inside and got my food faster than everyone else. The most active thing I’ve done this week, and it was for some McDonald’s.
Imagine Jack Black singing Like A Prayer by Madonna. We don’t need AI just fucking imagine it. There. Pretty funny right?
(On the phone with Popeyes) Dark meat only please. I’m a fat boy with some fat needs.
I’ve been an MMA fan almost my whole life and it’s still wild to me seeing dudes step into a blood-smeared cage and throw down
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