Call In @Call__In
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North Korean state TV recommends drinking a liter of beer to beat the summer heat
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The year is 2028 The unemployment rate is 99.7% You receive your $700 universal basic income from the government You have 3 days to gamble it on a prediction market to make your $2,800/mo rent on a studio apartment 70 miles outside Tulsa, Oklahoma If you can’t quadruple the money, the government seizes your clothes and send you to be on Season 9 of Beast Games The loser of the season is hunted alive by the elites for sport, live streamed on TikTok
NEWS: Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol says the coffee giant is now “all-in on AI.”
Disposable Chinese vapes are now the objects with personality
around this time of year i like to pull over to the shoulder of the interstate, put my hazard lights on, light a safety flare, and then when someone stops to see if i need help i tell them “nfl action is just around the corner. make sure you’re ready for game day” and drive away
The combat that would unleash here would rival the bloodiest day of the Colosseum's gladiators
Beer kills brain cells? Yes - And I am using it to prune my brain. Too many dumb thoughts, let us trim it like a bonsai. What new beautiful thoughts will sprout, will blossom after these five miller high lifes…
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cia handler: your vital signs are low. drink a beer. Now me; (touching earpiece) copy that
The MCU Iron Man suit up scenes could never compare to this:
Josh Gordon and his dealer after getting the script
Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged
Most iconic interaction from Breaking Bad
Give Lizzo the Green Ranger's Dagger Flute next. Let her summon the Dragonzord.
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can anyone get me that video of that british news reporter getting mad at a lumberjack and saying smth like "absolutely ludicrous. this man grows trees and then cuts them down and then builds things with them."
I have been living a lie ever since I stopped wearing cargo shorts. I don’t have the pocket space to hold the guilt I carry about it.
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219 Followers 218 Following my name is Destiny. Some people call me Tiny. #nugglife
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MY LUNCH BREAK @MYLUNCHBREAK_
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Jordan Guskey @JordanGuskey
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Nope @KidDenezz
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Dr Grandayy @grandayy
1.1M Followers 719 Following I make memes. Also music kinda. Also video games now. My game Copperfell releases on October 28th! 🎮 https://t.co/wEsI2ZS9Ot
Roshell Whittell @Rachel_Witt_
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