Calm Down America @CalmAmerica
Sarcasm is just a way to say, hey calm down, it's not that serious. So relax, it is, what it is. Joined October 2015-
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@TheOnion that is so hot. Granny is getting ready to smash.
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@espn @TheNotoriousMMA did what? Did something that didn't require drinking.
@TheOnion looking at that hair he did not secure it and during a rally it blew away.
@TheOnion interesting, I always knew I had a rich relative.
@TheOnion I am there, my fat ass will eat this class up.
@TheOnion the all improved fleshlight
@TheOnion and I hear her father is joining her. We all know he needs to learn something.
@TheOnion that's not the only thing he blew on that day.
@TheOnion word is he will say it for every inch, he is going to say it 3 more times.
@TheOnion with the amount of cocaine I take I never sleep. 😀😀😀😀😀
@OnionLabs @TheOnion @ChesterCheetah I just don't get it. Lol
@espn these two teams with dreams of the super bowl battled till the end. Two of the league lead.....😂😂😂😂 jk they both suck.
@CNN that's not the only thing I hear is opening.
@TheOnion it is going to be beautiful. I would be proud to be part of this group.
@espn the end of the so called dynasty maybe?
@TheOnion I heard that the Second Amendment thought it was a little hot.
@espn @EliasSports both teams suck
@TheOnion better than some other warm things they could leave around.
@espn I would not say never seen anything like it. If that is the case you are fairly new to sports.
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