Cam Brady @CamCampaign

VOTE Cam Brady. Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet. This Parody Account is not affiliated with The Campaign North Carolina Joined August 2012

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Cam Brady @CamCampaign

14 years ago

Another day at work... I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.

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14 years ago

If people could read my mind I would probably get punched in the face. A lot.

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14 years ago

I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me.

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14 years ago

I remember my first day on Twitter... I was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"

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14 years ago

So this guy walks into a gay bar, never mind you were probably there.

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14 years ago

Don't pick on fat people. They have enough on their plates.

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14 years ago

"LOOK AT THIS BITCH FLASHING HIS GANG SIGNS AT ME!" "Grandma please! He is deaf!"

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14 years ago

Mashup oreos and put in flower pot. Eat in public.

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14 years ago

Cashier: have a nice day. Me: Don't tell me what to do.

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14 years ago

Juggling soap in prison because you are a fearless bastard.

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14 years ago

Bet a female friend she can not use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Watch and enjoy. You are welcome.

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14 years ago

Seriously iPhone stop auto correcting all my fucks into ducks. Your making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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14 years ago

Does having sex with your seat belt on count as having safe sex?

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14 years ago

Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a shit.

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14 years ago

Cleavage... its like the sun, ok to take quick glances... but dangerous to stare.

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14 years ago

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.

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14 years ago

Friends are like flowers. If you eat them, they die.

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14 years ago

There are cheaper ways to get people to call you a douche bag then wearing Ed Hardy shirts.

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14 years ago

Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid

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14 years ago

"My son asked me "Where do babies come from?" I said, "I got you at Chuck E Cheese"

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