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Quotes from the hilarious new movie, The Campaign. Starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis North Carolina, USA Joined August 2012-
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Marty Huggins: Here is a Communist manifesto called ‘Rainbow Land.’ Cam Brady: I was eight, but I wrote that.
Banker: Are you playing footsie with me under the table, Mrs. Brady?
Cam Brady: My hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to. Mitch: Absolutely Cam Brady: That’s what I like to hear.
Piers Morgan: Are you taking money from big tobacco companies? Cam Brady: No, not at all! Were we talking about Coke Zero?
Huggins Supporter: I don’t wanna live in Rainbow Land, and you can’t make me!
Cam Brady: What's the difference between a dryer and your mom? When I drop a load in the dryer, it doesn't follow me around for 3 weeks.
Raymond Huggins: You look like Richard Simmons crapped out a Hobbit!
Cam Brady: Because Filipino Tilt-a-Whirl operators are this nation's backbone!
.@CloydRivers Cam Brady: America. Jesus. Freedom.
Marty Huggins: Hey, after this are you gonna get aftershave or toilet paper because your face is like an ass...
Cam Brady: I've never seen a baby take a punch like that.
Anthony Weiner resigned after sexting scandal & moved into donor’s $3 million apt. No fair. I sexted & my wife moved me onto our $800 couch.
Sure, Paul Ryan has piercing blue eyes and a 6 pack. But it’s his 2 first names that voters really love. So I’m changing mine to Marty Mike.
I want to staple my nipples to my ball sac and do sit ups until it hurts!
Rick: Worst numbers we’ve ever seen. Cam Brady: Worst as in? Rick: In the history of numbers
Cam Brady: I’m Cam Brady and I seductively approve this message.
Cam Brady: If you want to make a funny father-son video, put it on YouTube, we can do that too. Cam Jr: Nope.
Reporter: You’re challenging our four-term congressman, how do you plan to do that? Marty Huggins: … Say that again.
Cam Brady: Believe me on our side of the family, we grow it. Thick… and bushy
Cam Brady: I been meaning to ask you this for the longest time, do you have pubic hair yet? It dawned on me that I have no idea.
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