Matt @CannotFitUserna

go away Milky Way Galaxy Joined January 2014

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Chilly Aintit @HenryHarper523

2 months ago

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Matt @CannotFitUserna

2 months ago

I need to put 800 bullets in my head before burying myself 10,000 feet below ground and blowing up my corpse

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Matt @CannotFitUserna

3 months ago

I need to be able to remove the ‘for you’ tab from my screen

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3 months ago

I’m really fed up with my younger self, having to fix all that mf’s mistakes smh

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Matt @CannotFitUserna

6 months ago

Not my house but I know my way around

bisexual sid @smormulover

7 months ago

Not my house but I know my way around https://t.co/Vh2OL5I2p7

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Matt @CannotFitUserna

7 months ago

Nothing is harder than finding the lid to a pringles can

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Valve @valvesoftware

10 months ago

As part of the 20th Anniversary Update, Half-Life 2 is Free to Keep if you get it this weekend, and the rest of the Half-Life franchise is deeply discounted: store.steampowered.com/app/220/HalfLi…

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Matt @CannotFitUserna

11 months ago

Hey wait I’ve seen this movie before

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11 months ago

Why is 50% of me ‘For You’ page Elon tweets now this is disgusting

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Matt @CannotFitUserna

a year ago

Ok but regarding the ending of citizen Kane, surely someone must’ve pointed out the company that produced the sled as a potential candidate

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Matt @CannotFitUserna

a year ago

I like that this meme has managed to persist for as long as it has, and I hope it never dies

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a year ago

Harry Truman on the Republican Party, circa 1948

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britt hayes @britthates

a year ago

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FUCK THESE STUPID POLITICIANS BRO I FUCKING HATE THIS ANTI REMOTE BULLSHIT. I’m fucking disabled and remote work saved my life. This shit should be the goddamn norm now but NOOOOOO billionaires have to justify middle management and their stupid fucking office space

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Matt @CannotFitUserna

a year ago

Crazy how Ridley Scott returned to the Alien franchise 30+ years later to make two subpar installments and then left It doesn’t even feel like he really directed Alien Covenant