it’s a shame when people lose their minds the conspiracies they believe in is like “jews control the world” and not very real conspiracies like “jalapeno peppers are being bred less spicy” or “bananas are being altered to be much larger”
@CantEverDie Jalapeños are being bred less spicy and the consequences for humanity are dire
@CantEverDie I gotta use Serranos for the bare minimum amount of heat now 😩
@CantEverDie I took a bite of a raw jalapeño in 2011 and my life flashes before my eyes. Today that shits nothin to me man
@CantEverDie If they get any larger they’ll have to name them something other than Cavendish
@CantEverDie Bananas getting genetically modified is something that we should WANT, they reproduce through basically cloning and have no sexual reproduction, thus they can't evolve to fight againat diseases and plagues, but those can evolve to better get around their defenses.
@CantEverDie I just want a reasonably sized banana god damnit
@CantEverDie Make Jalapeños Spicy Again