Mr Bland @CapTimPotato
One man. One thousand voices. My Twitter strategy: 33% interesting stuff, 33% cool stuff, 33% random musings, 1% shameless self promotion. Hop on. soundcloud.com/voice1producti… Pretoria, South Africa Joined April 2009-
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Critical Mass: when anti-vaxxer jokes get older than anti-vaxxer kids. #antivax
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Definition: “Sound check” is the process whereby the band members lie to each other and house sound crew about how loud they are gonna play during the show.
If Knowledge is power Then Love is wealth So Murder your ego And Skill yourself
Am I the only one who feels like an utter God when I plug a USB cable in correctly on my first attempt?
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So we are ready to embark on our pilgrimage to debauchery Mecca. Tomorrow night, 8.00pm Skellum stage Oppikoppi... fb.me/91uHfQZaM
Surely God and Jesus' assumed male gender is a patriarchy that needs to be toppled? #Feminism #feministinternet
I reckon every Adolf born after 1945 should at least question their parents' motivation
I think it's now safe to refer to a Swastika as a TrumpStamp. #TrumpResign
So I saw a request for a "Prince-themed kids party" and I was all "I'm pretty sure his lyrical content isn't appropriate for kids"
If you are what you eat I could be you by tomorrow.
You're not a perfect person? That's cool, I'm not even a person person.
To every woman on this planet: you all deserve so much more than just a single token day of celeration #WomensDay2017 #WomensDay #womansday
Sleep, to the seriously depressed, offers all the benefits of suicide, but without those pesky commitment issues.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Me: It's better to burn out than fade away Also Me: SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!
Marmite lovers, when taunted with an open bottle of Bovril, will withdraw hissing into the shadows - much like a vampire and garlic.
Easy-peasy lemon squeezy? More like Hard-hardy orange fuck off.
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