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“The dildo of life often arrives unlubricated” -Andy Stumpf Cape Cod Joined April 2020

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Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy

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This is the most relevant Jimmy Kimmel has been since The Man Show.

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Kirk Minihane @kirkmin

4 days ago

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Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital

4 days ago

WE'RE SO FREAKING BACK!!! 🥳🍾🤝

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Local @CapeCodFamous

5 days ago

Montante has to be the next one on the Minihane/Barstool tree. He is absolutely perfect for Barstool.

The Kirk Minihane Show @kirkminshow

5 days ago

Montante has to be the next one on the Minihane/Barstool tree. He is absolutely perfect for Barstool.

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Some days, I don't have the words to describe how I am feeling. This past week, it has been tough to wrap my head around what happened, let alone to parse together my thoughts into any semblance of a coherent thought. I believe we are not too far gone to recover, but I also…

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Local @CapeCodFamous

6 days ago

Her and @M0ntante get their eyebrows done at the same place.

Red Line Report 🇺🇸 @RedLineReportt

7 days ago

Her and @M0ntante get their eyebrows done at the same place. https://t.co/7vaxiTUIPn

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Local @CapeCodFamous

7 days ago

In a world full of AOCs be a Mama K.

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing

7 days ago

Kirk Minihane slams Dave Portnoy over Jimmy Kimmel fallout, calls extreme right ‘biggest group of p*****s’ ow.ly/e5PO106m35P

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Local @CapeCodFamous

a week ago

I would be happy to appear on a @kirkminshow network show about local government. I can discuss or explain all things local government. 1st episode, “How Taxes Work”.

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a week ago

The left is filled with infantilized weirdos and furries who worship Disney. They aren’t going anywhere.

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a week ago

1. I think Kimmel deliberately lied to his audience 2. I don’t think the FCC should be involved 3. The largest affiliate, Sinclair, was threatening action. This was the real reason Kimmel was pulled 4. All of a sudden the left cares about free speech, where were they when…

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Dr. Ⓐ, PhD🪔 @QiwiGames

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Brian Stelter @brianstelter

a week ago

I asked FCC chair @BrendanCarrFCC if he had any new comment now that ABC has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show, and he sent me this GIF

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Local @CapeCodFamous

a week ago

The right wing e-girls have redeemed themselves. After their civil war over engagement rings they have banded together over Charlie Kirk.

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a week ago

Lesbians right now

MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2

a week ago

Lesbians right now https://t.co/bZEQVllama

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a week ago

The Left will start calling Cartel members “Freedom Fighters” this is their next big gaslighting/ soft language campaign.

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Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762

2 weeks ago

I remember once when I was gov contracting for the agency I was working in a remote part of the Middle East. We had a boss who I couldn't stand, he had almost gotten us killed on multiple occasions, he couldn’t make a decision for the life of him, and overall was just a terrible…