Bort @CapitalistHoops
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I've given up coffee and have cut down on snacks loads for my new years resolutions and I've been really getting into caffeine free fruit teas instead.
@wendoverpro I know EXACTLY where Ben is in that first clip 😈
@syencefyction that's pretty typical with British people
I'm THIS close to making a LinkedIn post about how flipping a coin heads or tails is skill not chance. (I actually believe this)
actually I want the algorithm to know MORE about me I need it to hear me laughing at reels so it knows to show me more funny shit
who says the inaka is boring? The post office was robbed last month and this morning someone was murdered
bought some cheap nasty eggs that smell and taste too eggy and now I'm very much out of my boiled egg era. Might return to my boiled egg era in a month or so.
I'm such a slut for yamato transport they are perfect in every way
I've only had a migraine once before until today and today I thought I was having a stroke and had to drive 1 hour home while not being able to see properly or feel my hands anyway I feel AWFUL rn
my coworkers are as committed to the bit as I am
how can I be expected to learn and improve upon myself when the algorithm pulls me a reel of a beatboxing cat with 2 likes and 0 comments
I don't actually review toilets by the way
@hikosaemon those days are behind me now I review toilets
@Peckitt thank you for calling me mostly inoffensive 🥰
@Mulboyne STOOOPP this is me 😭😭😭 and yes I need a new hobby and a new phone and my japanese isn't terrible but they wanted to interview in English for the gaijin section of the broadcast
this turned out to be so fucking funny and I was labelled 'Toilet Reviewer (self proclaimed)'
my drunk sweaty bald head talked manically about japanese toilets on camera last night and now they're airing it on TV tonight I'm so ashamed
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