Cap'nJack Democracy Defender @CapnJack_1270
Writer. Political junkie. Part-time Prince of Puns. Not an actual cartoon pirate captain. Immigrant. #WritingCommunity #VoteBlue #SlavaUkraini The Black Pearl Joined May 2023-
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On the one hand, Trump keeps insisting this is a sham trial and that he did nothing wrong. On the other hand, he keeps violating the gag order. How do you convince a jury you're a law-abiding citizen when you can't even follow a simple gag order? Just fucking comply.
First off, can you even count to a hundred? Secondly, cops are not there to make sure your dad's rabid cult doesn't try to pull another J6, but to make sure your dad, like any other citizen, gets a fair trial without outside influences.
First off, can you even count to a hundred? Secondly, cops are not there to make sure your dad's rabid cult doesn't try to pull another J6, but to make sure your dad, like any other citizen, gets a fair trial without outside influences.
World famous geyser, Old Hateful, ready to blow.
Trump learns some thing everyone else already knows, and he's so incurious he thinks it's new and different, and suddenly he's the expert. Not a smart person. That's what toddlers are like when they discover something. They think it's new to everyone.
Trump learns some thing everyone else already knows, and he's so incurious he thinks it's new and different, and suddenly he's the expert. Not a smart person. That's what toddlers are like when they discover something. They think it's new to everyone.
Eric Trump showed up at the Manhattan trial to show that "family man" Donald Trump is a real Farter figure.
Trump Derangement Syndrome explained: Normal person: (Calls 911 to report a hospital fire) MAGA: "Wow, that's a severe case of Fire Derangement Syndrome you've got there. How does it feel to have fire live rent free in your head?!"
Trump gets to attend Barron's graduation. Graduation attendees are advised to get Vick's vapor rub to put under their nostrils.
Judge Marchan says Trump can attend Barron's graduation. Melania was hoping to have alone time with secret service without Lard Fartwad there.
Judge Marchan says Trump can attend Barron's graduation. Now Trump can't bitch about it, AND now he doesn't have an excuse to ditch Barron's graduation.
Trump's being fined a staggering $9,000 for violating the gag order. Silver lining I guess is that he won't waste time and effort appealing it so it doesn't further delay anything. But still. WTF?
Trump held in contempt for violating gag order. He's being fined an insurmountable $9000.
These mfers are the absolute worst.
These mfers are the absolute worst.
"Fear generates impulses of cruelty, and therefore promotes such superstitious beliefs as seem to justify cruelty. Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely or to think sanely under the influence of a great fear." ~#BertrandRussell
“Trump does not understand democracy, because democracy is about the others, the people. For Trump, the focus is himself. It’s all about himself. He does not comprehend democracy.” Bob Woodward.
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9K Followers 10K Following Retired science teacher. Army veteran. Blue, blue and nothing but blue! #FBR 🌊🌊🌊@CapnJack_1270 I thought the first offense was a warning. Second offense was a huge fine. Third offense 30 day Incarceration with subsequent violations exponentially compounding fines and jail time .
Check in with your consciousness daily. See what it’s serving you and how you can change the way you think. Xoxox -J
@CapnJack_1270 Watch his ass try to fire a lawyer just to delay shit. This isn’t a bankruptcy court. Your ass is charged with FELONIES Take it like a man with tiny hands
@CapnJack_1270 Aw, Lil Eric got all of the talking points down, didn't he? He must have been coached well.
@CapnJack_1270 @adgirlMM If there are any "undecided" voters out there, they are waiting to be embalmed...
@CapnJack_1270 you are out of the will, eric. deal with it.
They don’t want him there !
Judge Marchan says Trump can attend Barron's graduation. Now Trump can't bitch about it, AND now he doesn't have an excuse to ditch Barron's graduation.
MAGA Republicans cry, "there's too much government control!" Um MAGA, what do you call tracking pregnant women by your government???? You people are so sick & demented. Get the fuck outta here!
@CapnJack_1270 I know! I hope they have a very long-winded speaker for commencement. 😆🤣
@CapnJack_1270 "Nobody ever heard that before," simply means, "I've never heard that before. Because I have the IQ of a small rock."
I am just learning of 😂 trump's tremendous victory in advocating for his right to attend his kids' hs graduation. Brilliant move by the judge.
I couldn't afford a pager. Though I don't feel that I missed much. lol
I’ve been around for each and every one on this list. Thankful, we don’t still have that slow azz dial-up internet mess.😂
@SierraPoppies @CapnJack_1270 @MiaMichaels77 I don’t see the flags flying around here anymore or the red hats 😊 so I feel I’m seeing it
@Progressspecies @CapnJack_1270 @MiaMichaels77 I'll believe that when I see it! 👁️👁️
@CapnJack_1270 @SierraPoppies @MiaMichaels77 Talk about policies nope whine about the trial yup ! Some of the Maga folks are coming to their senses now after seeing him I court
@CapnJack_1270 @MiaMichaels77 He’s the least effectively gagged defendant EVER
🤣🤣 This.
@adgirlMM Waiter: "We have prime rib with all the fixins, or a cold soup made of buzzard vomit and cyanide..." Undecided voters: "I'm not really, well...I just don't know..."
@CapnJack_1270 @adgirlMM Sounds about right.