Captain Friendly @Capt_Friendly
Proud Alum of Auburn University. Occasional sharer of snark. Tweets are my own and most likely do not reflect those of my employers, family, or pets. Atlanta, ga Joined September 2008-
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Captain Friendly retweeted
Men start talking
6 o'clock in the morning, I feel pretty good So I dropped into the luxury of the Lords Fighting dragons and crossing swords With the people against the hordes Who came to conquer 7 o'clock in the morning Here it comes, I taste the warning And I'm so amazed I'm here today Seeing things so clear this way In the car and on my way To Stonehenge
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