Jake Castle @CaptainCastle1

I specialize in transporting persons and property through the air in pressurized metal tubes. The former Gene Reilly. Supporter of Detroit athletics. WMU 18 Detroit, MI Joined August 2010

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The NCHC @TheNCHC

2 years ago

The Broncos bounce back for the OT win! 🤠 #NCHChockey // #BroncosReign

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-Called a guy a pedo for joking about him -Bought twitter because the onion joked him -Fired workers who joked about him -Banned accounts joking about him -Sending the justice department after a congressman joking about him

Acyn @Acyn

2 years ago

Musk: Legalize comedy

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Jake Castle @CaptainCastle1

2 years ago

LMAO NICE PARDON DONNIE wxyz.com/us-news/crime/…

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Jake Castle @CaptainCastle1

2 years ago

Remember when Republicans thought Bill Gates, the world’s richest person at the time, was secretly running the government? Funny how they’re silent when Elon Musk is in that exact role. Harvey Two-Face indeed

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Jeremy Otto @JeremyOttoPxP

2 years ago

Maryland resident @colby_duvall pulled this 1 of 1 Tarik Skubal card. His post went viral the day of. His goal was to give it to Skubal & the @tigers followed him here to start that process. Hear how it all happened on @971theticketxyt at the top of the hour and @WWJ950 at 307.

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Caroline @carolinekwan

2 years ago

the richest man in the world is also the biggest loser in the world

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Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings

2 years ago

Proud of you, Cap.

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TheSpaceEngineer @mcrs987

2 years ago

Elon calling the commander of the International Space Station "retarded" was not on my bingo card...

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Jake Castle @CaptainCastle1

2 years ago

Psycho is an understatement

Saint Javelin @saintjavelin

2 years ago

The American President is an absolute psycho

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Jake Castle @CaptainCastle1

2 years ago

This White House is full of the dumbest fucking people. Im a fucking idiot who doesn’t understand the social security database, GOTTA BE FRAUD

Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski

2 years ago

It seems to me that if Musk has proof that millions of social security checks have gone out illegally to dead people, he should be presenting that evidence in front of a grand jury under oath tomorrow instead of shitposting it on social media. When can we do this under oath?

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Tigers Torkmoil @bythewaybro

2 years ago

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Jake Castle @CaptainCastle1

2 years ago

What the hell are we doing

Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger

2 years ago

The 14 or 16-team model - 4 AQs each to B1G/SEC; 2 to ACC/B12; 1 G5; 1 or 3 at-large - aligns mostly with conference strength over the last 11 years of the CFP. Conference teams (considering realignment) in the top 14/16 of penultimate CFP rankings from 2014-25:

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Jake Castle @CaptainCastle1

2 years ago

Almost forgot it was NBA All Star weekend hahahaha. Probably didn’t miss much

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Jake Castle @CaptainCastle1

2 years ago

I cut local stations some slack with small mistakes, but this was an absolute fuck up 🤨 “Now cutting away from SNL50 & Sir Paul to bring you your local programming!”

Local 4 WDIV Detroit @Local4News

2 years ago

A note to followers: We sincerely apologize for the technical issue that resulted in cutting off the end of #SNL50 tonight. You can watch the full episode on Peacock.