Jean-Luc Picard @CaptainJLP
Captain of Star Trek's USS Enterprise. Space Joined January 2009-
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Klingon on my tail. I'll hit the brakes, he'll fly right by. #DangerZone #OldSchoolSpaceMoves #ScientologyBattleTactics #SpaceMaverick
Eating spaghetti in zero G whilst naked? Pure poetry.
10 Forward's Pachinko machine v Data harassment inquiry all day. FML.
Never, I repeat NEVER do hot yoga with a Ferengi.
Been having that blasted lute dream again.
Captain's Log, Supplemental, is proving a worthy plumbing adversary. Wesley! Bring me a plunger!
Today we are exploring a galaxy... A galaxy of savings that is! What has two thumbs and loves 99 cent tube socks??Kachow!
1 Roomba per Galaxy Class starship is not nearly sufficient. Especially with the volume of nail clippings & hair from that ape of a Klingon
My milkshake brings all the boys to....the...yar... Data no! Bad Data! Off! Dammit where is my spray bottle?? Computer! Arch!
Zero G tap dancing is impossible...... Blast blast and double blast I will never make the chorus line on Rigel!
There is a giant pair of Lederhosen covering my ship. I blame that bloody Betazoid witch!
Metamorph booty calling me again. Blast this uniform. If only I had a space clipboard to cover my shame I might be able to leave the bridge.
Today I learned that "In space, no one can hear you scream" is a lie. Bridge crew not impressed with me right now.
The drive thru at Rigel 7 is a joke. The sharp turn between the pay window and pickup window just cost Starfleet $12 billion in paint.
"Temba, his legs wide" is a most unsuccessful pick-up line. Last night was totally Shaka, when the walls fell indeed.
Wesley told me there is no air in space. Ah, the folly of youth. How does he think the Enterprise stays up in the sky???
Can anybody explain to me why we had to go in for a windshield wiper refit? The old ones were perfectly fine.
They should have sent a poet. Oh wait, that's me! "Hark! Stars in my eyes! Space everlasting, drop and give me 20!".
Had to take away Beverly's glow sticks again.
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