David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

Networking software hacker. he/him Kawasaki City Nakahara Ward, K Joined March 2009

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

7 days ago

Hey @GamersNexus, the reason this text looks weird is that you're using a Japanese font at higher precedence than Chinese to display Chinese text. (Note the first and fifth characters, which aren't used in Japanese, are in a different font.)

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Gearoid Reidy リーディー・ガロウド @GearoidReidy

a week ago

It's the perfect example of how the breakdown of traditional gatekeepers, who were deeply flawed, has not been good for global understanding. For years, the gatekeepers (i.e. the traditional media) berated Japan for having a different stance on immigration to the enlightened,…

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Bunburyōdō (文武両道) (Bun) @bunburyoudoujp

2 weeks ago

Japanese LARPers Immigration is a hot topic globally right now and with the introduction of monetization on 𝕏 there is a slew of accounts that do nothing but stir the pot for engagements, and by extension creator revenue. While a lot of these accounts focus on immigration…

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

3 weeks ago

Anytime. Anywhere. Unless you buy a Japanese Switch 2 and take it overseas at which point the warranty doesn't apply.

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

2 months ago

The avocado number has something to do with the amount of mole

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

3 months ago

The best way to show my appreciation for my favorite Japanese craft beer brewers: mini bottles of @JeppsonsMalort

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Kenton Varda @KentonVarda

3 months ago

It's 2025 and GitHub/GitLab/etc. code reviews still cannot detect when a block of code has been moved within a file, when displaying the diff. Google's internal tools could do this in ~2010. Why do we accept this?

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

4 months ago

Hey @pax, just because the billing address on the payment method of my card is in America doesn't mean I'm not international and need will call for my badge.

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

4 months ago

Hey Illinois = hey IL = hail

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

5 months ago

This @GenshinImpact screen raises a few questions, like "what is U.P." and "why is it in some form of $ when I am in Japan and paying JPY?"

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bashu, thanks @bashu_thanks

5 months ago

if you're running late to something, you should do lateness meditation. Walk calmly instead of running (it won't help). Tell everybody at the event how late you'll be (upper bound). Don't hide it. Tell them the real reason ("I didn't like my outfit", "I was playing factorio")

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

6 months ago

Today's addition to the highly nontoxic Assassins Creed discourse.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

6 months ago

🎗🧡 James Tiberius Kierkegaard @septimus8

6 months ago

https://t.co/6oTnr8UzMe

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David Klempner @CaptainSegfault

7 months ago

I don't know which JP->EN TLs need to hear this, but "hitogoroshi" has a somewhat different meaning than "murder(er)". They are certainly heavily overlapping, and when "murder" is used in hyperbole even more so, but they are not interchangeable. That is especially the case when…

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Patrick McKenzie @patio11

8 months ago

Well looks like I ended up with more relatable transpacific banking influencer content. You either know if you’re in or you’re out for the rest of this thread. It begins with the balance of one of my Japanese accounts suddenly going to zero, and me calling the bank.

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Patrick McKenzie @patio11

8 months ago

Me: That is correct. Bank: Begging your pardon sir but how do you propose to pay a hypothetical deficiency in taxes from across the ocean without having a bank account you can access. Me: As the bank is aware I am something of a professional in solving issues like this. Bank: …

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Aaron VanDevender🔬 @APVanDevender

8 months ago

@patio11 I really appreciate the craftsmanship of composing a thread where every tweet is <280 characters so you don't have to "Read More" and rebase the thread along the way. 🙏🏼

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neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza

8 months ago

the “C” in “CPU” stands for the C Programming Language. CPUs are called that because they are a hardware implementation of the C Abstract Machine as specified by ISO/IEC JTC 1/SC 22/WG 14.