Captain Soupy @Captain_Soupy
There was a chance we'd make it through this. It's safe to say now that we missed it. And I will never lose hope- and I haven't lost hope- I'm just realistic. Joined October 2015-
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imagine all the cool things an opposition party could be doing right now
Could not be more perfect
people in the replies still falling for "wes craven presents carnival of souls" in 2025
people in the replies still falling for "wes craven presents carnival of souls" in 2025
I asked FCC chair @BrendanCarrFCC if he had any new comment now that ABC has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show, and he sent me this GIF
it’s insane how mainstream media still uniformly acts like 2024 was a watershed, Reaganesque societal turning point when it’s obvious ~15% of Americans just swung it because they thought there actually was a “make eggs cheaper” button Joe Biden was refusing to hit.
“Im wishing I had circled back. Had a lot of runway to think outside the box but I wish someone had given me a gentle reminder to pick it up. Just didnt have the bandwidth and had to pivot after hitting the ground running. But let’s table this for now until we can talk offline.”
Imagine earning a PhD in neuroscience or computer engineering, putting on your regalia and proudly marching with your classmates on the day of your matriculation, and then sitting down to listen to this
Imagine earning a PhD in neuroscience or computer engineering, putting on your regalia and proudly marching with your classmates on the day of your matriculation, and then sitting down to listen to this
let’s bring back the most iconic emmys moment
happy emmys day to the time “julia louis dreyfus doesn’t have enough emmys” was the premise of a conan sketch
“Metroidvania” is such a terrible name for a genre. it’s like if we called horror movies “Dracusteins”
Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know
emmy at 15 i wouldn’t be able to shut up on the school yard
the Boys and Girls club bit doesn't work, respectfully, because every presenter gets to take their sweet time presenting their lame bit of copy while the actual winners are more concerned with not robbing children rather than enjoying their moment. a fail
He not only absolutely would, he literally did.
He not only absolutely would, he literally did. https://t.co/dOS0MDMZXH
saying this bravely to the deeply unserious reporter who is devastated to find out he wont be able to fit in any daddy questions this time
saying this bravely to the deeply unserious reporter who is devastated to find out he wont be able to fit in any daddy questions this time
Hannah Einbinder on saying "Free Palestine" in her Emmys acceptance speech. "It is my obligation as a Jewish person to distinguish Jews from the state of Israel. Our religion and our culture is such an important and long-standing institution that is really separate to this sort…
“Shorten the speeches” is the stupidest awards show bit, would much rather cut the bits from an often entirely unfunny host or hosts. Why are we watching this if not to celebrate the people who win?
“Shorten the speeches” is the stupidest awards show bit, would much rather cut the bits from an often entirely unfunny host or hosts. Why are we watching this if not to celebrate the people who win?
“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech
I'm not trying to be a a bitch and I bet Julia Louise Dreyfuss is lovely but after your 3rd Emmy maybe let someone else win one ?
Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!"

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