Django Gold @django
comedic entity // formerly for Colbert, the Onion // watch BAG OF TRICKS, link below linktr.ee/djangoindustri… New York, NY Joined July 2011-
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“oh, Django’s here. let’s make sure to give him the legal minimum of cream cheese.” — the bagel store employees, with malice
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the diner scene from A History of Violence except it’s a boba tea store and everyone’s drinking boba tea
fuck!
the newer one is bigger
oh man, the history books are gonna have Jimmy Kimmel in it
I’m still amazed by how much chaos has been unleashed just because someone shot the Rolling Stones’ drummer
I’d like to return to the idea of absolutely ruining these people’s evening when you see them out at dinner
imagine all the cool things an opposition party could be doing right now
sea turtle getting a faint taste of Sour Bubblegum Kush before it asphyxiates
speaking as a Republican, it’s important that we project strength by crying and complaining and calling the FBI about memes we find hurtful
how to stand on the beach like a dipshit
how to stand on the beach like a dipshit
welcome to the future, you just got shot with a bullet that said U MAD BRO on it
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