Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz
comedian, author -- the new yorker, late late show, vulture comic to watch, 🌸 SPRING TOUR 🌸 on sale now linktr.ee/zzdoublezz Brooklyn, NY Joined February 2009-
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Day 7 of the @feeldCo app being unusable. 🙃 plenty of customer service help agents and social media agents interacting, need an actual developer to fix the problem.
Day 7 of the @feeldCo app being unusable. 🙃 plenty of customer service help agents and social media agents interacting, need an actual developer to fix the problem.
when I host the White House correspondents dinner, I’ll do it blindfolded and in British
Official announcement vid from the good folks at @AndrewsMcMeel
being married means never having to sit next to a stranger on the train, but never getting to sit alone
the amtrak cafe car attendent said "bring ya money, dolla dolla billz ya'll" over the loudspeaker and it's the precise amount of playfulness I want on a transit loudspeaker
take her to queer comedian to REALLY show how progressive you are Also, I’m in DC tonight and Chicago this Wednesday!
take her to queer comedian to REALLY show how progressive you are Also, I’m in DC tonight and Chicago this Wednesday!
Men! Do you want to impress a woman on the first date? Take her to see a female comedian. The ability to enjoy a funny woman is something we pick up on INSTANTLY and makes you look like the non-incel you already are! Also, I’ll be headlining the Dayton Funny Bone, May 10-11th!
coffee cures my depression but causes anxiety — as the Germans say, c’est la vie!
The Bible calls this a wolf in sheep’s clothing
The Bible calls this a wolf in sheep’s clothing
does anyone work at @feeldCo? Day 7 of the app being unusable lol
Patty Z was in NYC — see you tonight DC tomorrow CHICAGO in a few weeks BOSTON
cast me as scooby so I can reverse-explain why every time I make love I announce “it’s scooby time!!!!” before I give head
cast me as scooby so I can reverse-explain why every time I make love I announce “it’s scooby time!!!!” before I give head
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TFW you identify as culturally queer
'Glee' Star Darren Criss Says He Identifies as 'Culturally Queer' | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/MH8uS2g
Pls adopt, don't buy. 🐾💕
made a gambit face mask with the sun #XMen97
Under 50 seats left for show in LA on Thursday. Get them now or forever hold your piece. punchup.live/joe-list
it was put back on for this afternoon
It’s takes time to shower three times a day
The Rock was allegedly constantly 7-8 hours late to work on his new film ‘RED ONE’, which caused costs of around $50M People who previously worked with The Rock say he pees into water bottles to save time, which has upset crew members. (Source: thewrap.com/dwayne-johnson…)
Kamala Harris This week, the country needed a mamala But your performance was a bombala I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
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Turn them into little triangular comedy clubs!
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@zzdoublezz Now you’re swinging for the fences! ⚾️⚾️⚾️
Men! Do you want to impress a woman on the first date? Take her to see a female comedian. The ability to enjoy a funny woman is something we pick up on INSTANTLY and makes you look like the non-incel you already are! Also, I’ll be headlining the Dayton Funny Bone, May 10-11th!