Paul McCallion @OrangePaulp
aspiring New York darling dontjokeaboutthat.substack.com Brooklyn, NY Joined August 2015-
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ate chomped chewed devoured went back for seconds then thirds had dessert then opened up the DoorDash app to order another meal bc she still had more to EATTTT
BREAKING: Sherie Rene Scott projected to occupy the first 14 spots in this week’s OrangePaulp Hot 100 🔥 open.spotify.com/track/3QjmUnEv…
a martini should taste like a glass of ice cold ocean water with three olives in it imo sorry if this offends
Kamala’s constant “mhm… yeah… mm… wow…” queen of active listening
Kamala’s constant “mhm… yeah… mm… wow…” queen of active listening
Tashi Duncan is such a 30 Rock ass name (complimentary)
this is exactly how it feels to have 2 DayQuil and a large cold brew
I fear I will not survive the summer without buying my first pair of Salomon’s…
got my first drop of air conditioning liquid in my mouth it’s summer 🙂↕️
the way TikTok is now just 40% infomercials for useless junk you can buy through “TikTok shop”…. Hell!!
Already brushed and flossed but now I want a little treat
ugh love this queen…
The shirt you wear if you’re being interviewed by Drew Barrymore
ok annoying tweet but part of what makes S&TC so good and rewatchable is that each of the core 4 is allowed the space to be funny/flawed/messy/empathetic often in the space of 1 ep… I truly don’t know how you watch that series and think “[X person] bad [Y person] good” lol
him: im coming over and u better not be in the gym bathroom posing like u have a sexy stomach ache when I get there… my crazy ass:
Hey girls
can someone get me a high def screenshot of zendaya going “you’re 31, you’d have a better shot with a gun in your mouth”…
off topic but Priyanka looks fucking fantastic…
off topic but Priyanka looks fucking fantastic…
Kennedymaxxing…
she raised me
she raised me https://t.co/LBxuiLq7aR
Rose Dommu @rosedommu
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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo
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Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim
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alex @alex_abads
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oatmeal influencer @acechhh
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Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
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George Civeris @georgeciveris
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Michael. @yosoymichael
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yolanda fister @yolandafister
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samantha roomba @samcorb
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Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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Scott Wiper @ScottWiperUSA
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Master Crypto on SOL/.. @crypto_on86084
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31 Followers 1K Following I'm Mavis Wanzsky the lottery winner the winning amount of $787.7 million I'm giving out $30,000 to my first 250 followers Dm "Mavis I followed"
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Tal (Taylor's Version.. @bubblytal234
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Rose Dommu @rosedommu
56K Followers 1K Following writer, rep’d by [email protected] — subscribe to my newsletter MALL GOTH
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo
68K Followers 3K Following Writer. Co-host of @sexyuniquepod. You didn’t go up there to fish.
pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 724 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim
149K Followers 1K Following editor in chief @nytimes. my wife is missing.
alex @alex_abads
53K Followers 4K Following -4.00 in my right eye. charming succubus in training. emma frost correspondent for vox.
Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
80K Followers 4K Following Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. [email protected]
Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
George Civeris @georgeciveris
26K Followers 1K Following Comedian, co-host @straightiolab, former editor @gawker. Let's do this!
Michael. @yosoymichael
27K Followers 1K Following Editor at Large @them. Freelance everywhere else. @DorianAwards voter. Make a pillow out of my tweets so you can sleep on them better.
yolanda fister @yolandafister
44K Followers 6K Following carole radziwill’s not an artist she’s a fuckin correspondent
samantha roomba @samcorb
20K Followers 520 Following he/him, some pig. #blacklivesmatter #translivesmatter insta/venmo/farmersonly: @samcorb
Maeroe (Taylor’s Ve.. @marsroseo
529 Followers 4K Following I tweet for paramore, survivor, taylor, big brother, the good place, svu, greys, criminal minds &random musings. this Barbie is a MSW. my kink is karma. she/her
Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet
21K Followers 85 Following Twitter fan account managed by Simone supporting Oscar-nominated actor #TimothéeChalamet. Now on digital @dunemovie https://t.co/RPdFljbU1U
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27K Followers 250 Following https://t.co/75FACZbuUC http://I'm kidding https://t.co/3OK9XJr4n2
Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow
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Chappell Roan @ChappellRoan
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laurence 💀 @uncletwirl
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1.1M Followers 53 Following "Hell Together" 🤝 Out now! https://t.co/OIEVr9y71q
Plane Jane Spaghetti @the_planejane
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out of context 30 Roc.. @30rockposts
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REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc
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AHHHHHHHH
@morphinelovemua Today we celebrate my sweet sisters success 💖💖💖
i have decided to subject myself to unrelenting scrutiny in hopes of personal betterment - wish me luck!
@OrangePaulp @NotCorton I know we gave Sherie her flowers at the time and all but I still think she deserved more. Bury that woman in daisies.
@DavidClarkie Still weird that the youth is chilling out watching David Lynch's dune
Genuinely baffling that someone could only know him from these two things
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
Not interested in challengers particularly as it happens to pretty much me every day. What strikes you as 'erotic' and 'aesthetic' is often commonplace and at times inconvenient to me.
25 hours behind the wheel and Moose didn’t offer to drive once…like okay
@OrangePaulp the zoom out like they knew the song was over
@OrangePaulp I go back and forth on bootlegs and if we should/shouldn’t have them etc etc but this? I hope whoever filmed this got their ass ate because ~thank you~
@OrangePaulp shes existing in the context as we speak
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
thank you to the onion for making me a Columbia undergrad
Meal prepping some cheeseburgers for this week
@OrangePaulp Julia Louis Dreyfus' character work in veep was prescient in ways we could not have fathomed
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