Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt
straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected] linktr.ee/gkuhlenschmidt Joined January 2017-
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gave myself a promotion! @TheDailyShow
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LOS ANGELES come see my hour on may 3 dice.fm/partner/grace-…
my first work conference in anaheim california
Movies used to have piper perabo in them...
cooking for the first time ever. tried to boil pasta but i fell in the pot. thank god i’m not wearing any clothes. these bubbles feel so good. any boy wanna help me out? careful i don’t pull you in 💋
everyone’s laughing but this was poetry ? 😭
everyone’s laughing but this was poetry ? 😭
i am alive. thank you to everyone who sent flowers ❤️🩹
vinegar is VERY healthy for you. this is of course a guess
rare footage of Brandy Melville employee being kind to plus size patron
send this to a 30 year old 💞
Christian tiktok hits sometimes 💞🙏
uber playing monster by shawn mendes and justin bieber and i’m realizing i’ve never actually heard this song, but i know all the words from @GKuhlenschmidt and phoebe bridgers covering on zoom
sometimes a selfie is so good it’s like oh wow i don’t look like that
every time the chainsmokers release a song i’m more and more sure i was a u of michigan tridelta in a past life
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Movies used to have piper perabo in them...