taylor garron @taylorgarron
sittin up in my room Instagram.com/taylorgarron Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2015-
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2024 approaches
my therapist just told me that i inspired her to start learning a new language….run me my copay girl!
me, unprovoked and to anyone who will listen, after half a drink:
me, unprovoked and to anyone who will listen, after half a drink:
what kind of measurement is “a pea-sized amount,” don’t play in my fuckin face
bro you gotta take heed lest ye fall i’m being so serious bro
Palestinian children are begging to live, in English, so that WE can understand them. For the rest of my life I will never forget the cowardice of our country. I will never forget the people, from their safety, that tried to intimidate me out of talking. I will never forget this
i guess 🤔 it would be nice 👍🏽 to help 👨🏾🚒 in your escape 🚀 from patterns your parents 👨👩👧 designed
🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶
i want to fucking scream
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Spent last night very drunkenly scheming our friends proposal. He did it this morning! She said yes! Wonderful start to the new year
Moved houses yesterday, baby due in a couple weeks, toddler just kicked RSV, yes I did just realize now that it’s New Year’s Eve
idk about MY best, but Trixie looks hot
I looked over at @benwassertweet when this happened and he was asleep
I dropped an “oh fuck yes” in the theater during this scene
Literally me :/
we’re all born naked and the rest is clothing
i mean no disrespect but I’ve been having a lot of anxiety about continuing to improve myself as a stand-up comedian after moving to LA
THIS is a perfect example of what a service dog is! keeping its cool while these striped fools fool about. just a few ear twitches and thats it. service dogs are amazing! 🐾♥️
Wait, who are they lol I wanna see their instagram…. 💀 x.com/dchomos/status…
i had the craziest dream about timmy from passions dying (truly just one of those things that either haunts you or doesn’t) and i wrote this in the middle of the night to remember to tell my brother
I quite liked this one!!
🎨 Calling all artists! What masterpiece did you create in 2023 that made you go, "DAMN!! I made that!!!" 🎨🖌️
I love them both 😍😍
My nephew just opened my present and my sister said “what do you say to uncle eben Elliot?” And he said “this is mine now uncle eben”
you ever watch so much MTVs catfish the mere sight of a gazebo makes you feel you are about to be deceived