caitie delaney @caitiedelaney
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Let him. Let him get to that Da Bomb sauce. Let’s just see how it unfolds
Let him. Let him get to that Da Bomb sauce. Let’s just see how it unfolds
I have no words left. No words. Shaimaa was an illustrator and loved calligraphy. She gave birth to a little baby boy that she named Abdelrahman. He was barely 3 months old. She wrote on her Instagram about how she wished her son could’ve met his grandad, Dr Refaat.
Depraved, soulless, but also a stupid premise because it suggests that other Lego kits come… fully assembled?? Fuck off moronic Zionist ghouls
Depraved, soulless, but also a stupid premise because it suggests that other Lego kits come… fully assembled?? Fuck off moronic Zionist ghouls
philosophy chair getting arrested, an econ prof getting her head smashed against concrete, a street medic being held down and tased, snipers setting up vantage points to shoot at ohio state students -all because of nationwide protests against a genocide- you SHOULD be radicalized
Challengers went so fuckin hard by the way. I’ve been running in place in my living room to the score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross for 3 hours
As US police attack students protesting about what Israel is doing in Gaza, a journalist asks one student, "Are you scared?" "No. I think that the children in Gaza are more scared than I am.
The Refaat Alareer Memorial Library is now open at the Gaza Solidarity Encampment at UCLA, Royce Quad.
All of this over peaceful protests. Absolute fascism
These universities are tied in such a knot over peaceful protest. No fucking idea what to do. It is the craziest thing to witness
These universities are tied in such a knot over peaceful protest. No fucking idea what to do. It is the craziest thing to witness
I'm voting for Biden to make sure what's going on doesn't happen.
@Princeton Hassan Sayed, a fifth year PhD candidate in economics, and Achinthya Sivalingan, a SPIA MPA second year, have been arrested, evicted, and permanently banned from the @Princeton campus, thereby preventing them from finishing their degrees.
remember when it was preposterous and antisemitic to suggest that Israel had bombed any hospital ever
remember when it was preposterous and antisemitic to suggest that Israel had bombed any hospital ever
Three hundred bodies exhumed from a mass grave *in a fucking hospital* including the bodies of medics *still in scrubs and wearing handcuffs* and the loudmouths are sucking up all the energy arguing over whether students and other people are protesting the correct way
This is what it's come to. Only cops on campus, no students allowed to express their opposition to genocide on the ground of their school.
This is what it's come to. Only cops on campus, no students allowed to express their opposition to genocide on the ground of their school.
Today is one of those moments where we have to remember that the cops were not actually defunded in 2020. The ruling class actually doubled down on funding them, to repress us in moments like this.
Today is one of those moments where we have to remember that the cops were not actually defunded in 2020. The ruling class actually doubled down on funding them, to repress us in moments like this.
The idea that some are saying “no genocide, no mass graves, no war crimes, no ethnic cleansing” and the American press is openly mocking them and suggesting, wholly without evidence, that they pose a violent threat is probably the most despicable thing I can ever remember.
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@caitiedelaney I've just been sweating profusely in slow motion
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i told dev patel that everyone wants to see him in a romcom and lucky for us, he’s game to do one
Dev Patel is open to doing a rom-com: "I wouldn't mind doing my own Hugh Grant vibes, let's do it"
College students expressing solidarity on this level is proof that things do, on some level, move forward en masse. No one tricked them into coming to the right conclusions with cynical PR or propaganda. This is consciousness baked into the collective thought of a generation ✊
got a boost in newsletter subscribers which will help me pay bills that I've been stressing out about, got some encouraging news from my literary agent, and despite the fact that I miss Rob so much right now and wish I could share all this news with him, i'm feeling hesitantly
🚨 HAPPENING NOW: Students have literally pushed NYPD off the encampment. This is incredible.
🚨BREAKING: At 9:30am, @CUNY students erected an encampment at @CityCollegeNY. CUNY is the largest public university in NYC, and, as its majority POC student body knows, police repression on campus is linked to genocide in Palestine; CCNY regularly cooperates with NYPD.
Waleed Shahid may have left Justice Democrats, but he remains an important voice informing progressives. Recently, @_waleedshahid dedicated himself to the Vote Uncommitted movement in Michigan and elsewhere. He's one our political influencers to watch: trib.al/0FGQXsE
spending time and effort to define and defend a protest as “peaceful” is an absolute waste and cedes a lot of rhetorical ground! simply don’t worry about it!!!!
I just read something that called PAST LIVES romcom and I am begging people to know what that means because it does a disservice to both the genre and also incredible films which are not romcoms!!!
@caitiedelaney One is bad but two is good luck. Ehhh Blood horse at night, shepherds delight idk I give up with this joke you get the picture
I know she means she dumped him but I hope he's still chasing that coin down the street to this very day
A coin fell out his pocket and he chased it, that was the last time he saw me 😕
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@caitiedelaney They genuinely think they can put the cat back in the bag. It's not The Producers, it's the most powerful military installation in history falling prey to The Streisand Effect
you can't tell me that the democratic party leadership wants to win when they didn't codify abortion rights when they had the chance, didn't dissolve made-up procedural hurdles to confirming nominees, didn't cancel the majority of student loans, didn't continue stimulus payments
I’m at the eye doctor. I hope to see her.