trash jones @jzux
full-time music supervisor, part-time idiot instagram.com/gadzucks Brooklyn, NY Joined July 2009-
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No i like him
is soup… hydrating? does soup hydrate you?
“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside
[Me playing stupid games] Hahahahah this is great. cant wait to see the awesome prizes
airdropping this to everyone else in jury duty
The baba has started to walk about like an auld fella
*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
i can’t wait to fix this but for right now it’s cracking me the fuck up
“the horrors persist but so do we” actually the horrors are kind of lapping me right now
i love when people ask me for advice because it’s like Russian roulette. for every one good idea i have five suggestions that will ruin your life
me: what should i dooooo nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans
i'm just on here posting my relatable content slop and every few days someone DMs me like "i wish you would kill yourself"
Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
“god has a plan for you” ok well i have some notes for him
accidental pregnancy? you mean a common misconception?
getting really into film scores is awesome: what if every time one of your favorite artists released a new album you got to hear it for the first time on theater-sized speakers. feels like a no brainer for a creative hobby
unfortunately i am spending my one wild and precious life mostly eating thai food on the couch
hey sorry i'm late. i was thinking about all the opportunities i have squandered
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throwback to when the secret service came to my house and asked me what I meant by this
No i like him
is soup… hydrating? does soup hydrate you?
having a Gatorade and reading my book in the park, distracted by the volleyball games (such fierce competition) and expensive puppies in the dog park. Dogwoods and cherry blossoms in full bloom even the goths are wearing tank tops
The baba has started to walk about like an auld fella
*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
US fertility rate dropped to lowest in a century as births dipped in 2023 abc7.com/us-fertility-r…
i can’t wait to fix this but for right now it’s cracking me the fuck up
me: what should i dooooo nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans
Wake up babe, Twitter has discovered what leitmotifs are
the fallout show gets significantly funnier once you realize it plays the same musical sting nearly every time it cuts to the ghoul
Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Happy Passover from the Jews of NYC. FREE PALESTINE
getting really into film scores is awesome: what if every time one of your favorite artists released a new album you got to hear it for the first time on theater-sized speakers. feels like a no brainer for a creative hobby
Spotify is telling me I need to discover The Beatles. They good?
I don’t have one song where i need to be doing alla this but imonna do it anyway
A good law of history is that if you ever find yourself opposing a student movement while siding with the ruling class, you are wrong. Every single time. In every era. No matter the issue.
professor x: whats your superpower ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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