clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
one time i fell onto the subway tracks @whouppod email me for whatever [email protected] linktr.ee/whouppod Brooklyn, NY Joined October 2021-
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(alarmingly sweet gf digging nails into palms) ah..please honey…may i have a Liaoning cashmere goat….please…
(alarmingly sweet gf digging nails into palms) ah..please honey…may i have a Liaoning cashmere goat….please…
I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed
I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed
Not sure what side he is taking here
It can’t be a ripoff because this cheese ball guy didn’t eat them for 40 days… also was clearly a party. Everyone on that pier was simply there to see me go to war. Very different. #philly
john wick really broke my dad’s brain because now any time he watches a movie he watches it through the lens of john wick. i’m showing him the outfit (1973) and he goes “this is just like john wick but slower!”
this kinda look like pete buttigieg
this kinda look like pete buttigieg
so in summary: Paramount fired its CEO, then hosted an earnings call for only 9 minutes, refused to take any questions, and played the mission impossible song on a loop
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
*danzig mother voice* frasier
@hanfjob @tommybayertime No... Not the ClayQuil
@AltHistCody I love this one so much
“No arms. No legs. He has a wife and five mistresses. Five, Jerry! I can’t get five minutes with ONE! What does he have that i don’t have?” “Hair, for one thing.”
“No arms. No legs. He has a wife and five mistresses. Five, Jerry! I can’t get five minutes with ONE! What does he have that i don’t have?” “Hair, for one thing.” https://t.co/WNIHb3Hdxw
Girlfriend caught me googling “nyc acting jobs” the other day and it felt like the time my dad found Ginuwine on my iPod
pet shop boys go crazy how have i been missing out on this
i cant even imagine how many birds are my favorite. i dont have a favorite bird because i love so many of them.
i cant even imagine how many birds are my favorite. i dont have a favorite bird because i love so many of them.
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(alarmingly sweet gf digging nails into palms) ah..please honey…may i have a Liaoning cashmere goat….please…
Liaoning cashmere goat They are only seen in Liaoning region of China
What do you think calling for a ceasefire & divestment from weapons manufacturers is??
@hanfjob Pete buttigieg in Morrowind
I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed
My wife’s stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point.
love seeing the 2014 slav squat/prayer hands in this day and age. an immediate tell that someone was in death grips snitchposting or seinfeld shitposting. kids these days just don’t get it
Finally someone gets me.
Not sure what side he is taking here
3 law officers killed and 5 wounded in Charlotte while trying to serve a warrant. Ain’t guns wonderful.
It can’t be a ripoff because this cheese ball guy didn’t eat them for 40 days… also was clearly a party. Everyone on that pier was simply there to see me go to war. Very different. #philly
@hanfjob And it's that confusion that will allow Elliot to get away with it.
john wick really broke my dad’s brain because now any time he watches a movie he watches it through the lens of john wick. i’m showing him the outfit (1973) and he goes “this is just like john wick but slower!”
so in summary: Paramount fired its CEO, then hosted an earnings call for only 9 minutes, refused to take any questions, and played the mission impossible song on a loop
White people don’t even even say “cooper from twin peaks” anymore they just go “Paul from dune 1984” Dune fever really does sweep the nation
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
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