Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage
bureaucrat | @m1d_damage Babylon Joined November 2014-
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My favorite part about going to metal shows is the smell
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i'm a Morrissey hater. always have been. can't stand him. the only thing i could ever get into was like the 4 Smiths records and the first 3 solo records + some non album singles and a handful of songs after that and also Bona Drag but that's it
I just made it illegal for it to be above 60% humidity
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me and my coworkers have had the worst few days of our lives. a lot of us don’t know how to make rent this month. just retweet if you can’t even donate. anything helps. gofundme.com/f/support-bloo…
On fridays you can take your coworkers food from the fridge
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me leaving the monastery
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NFL player tweet from 2009: Fofhorn Legorn spanks the hell outa that damn dog LMAO
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Insane mustache
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most songs
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Alice In Chains Nutshell playing at 300 dbs.
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Got an arsenal in the cave I’m a real gooner
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@b1g_damage BO, weed, stale beer, faint electrical burning scent in the air
i'm a Morrissey hater. always have been. can't stand him. the only thing i could ever get into was like the 4 Smiths records and the first 3 solo records + some non album singles and a handful of songs after that and also Bona Drag but that's it
things are truly dystopian in amerikkka. meanwhile, great things are happening in china
Downtown eating a too expensive croissant that tastes like a dirty oven.
Scenes from UT austin
@b1g_damage the cloud are like deliberating- we'll see
My super right-wing dad has been uploading all his old CDs into his car's cool new stereo system and he says he's in a great mood now that he's listening to music and not ragebaity right-wing radio. And here I am on Twitter getting angry like usual. the old man has owned me again
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imagine if they did this
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