pavlo @LaughterHaver
Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING! Ukranian Village Joined November 2018-
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Adding 5 random guys in a group chat together and calling it “new friend group” and inviting them to my apartment every day to play PS5
I should text her 🤣🤣🤣 Yup. That’s right everyone. I fucked an orange
I should text her 🤣🤣🤣 Yup. That’s right everyone. I fucked an orange
Just hit my friend really hard for saying she didn’t like the mountain goats
Me: yeah bro I can’t make lunch :/ That homie dealing with a bad break up: did she put you up to this?😢 Me: no dude His Ascended Evil Ex-Girlfriend controlling me like a puppet: yesss..now say he’s paranoid! And next time you see him kick him in the balls really hard lol🧙♀️
Look at that subtle riffing. The tasteful whimsy
coping with a break-up Girls: entering my “ornery slut” era ! 💅🏻 Guys: I am going to join a monastery ☸️or do adderall and jack-off all day🧴 Scrotcher the cat: Murder-suicide. It was a fucking bloodbath
This shit is like Cocomelon for twitter users
This shit is like Cocomelon for twitter users
Guy smoking on the train keeps repeating to himself “this is not normal weed 😂 💨 Yoooooo 😭”
I would love to grind up yoda and smoke him like weed
They’re rounding up everyone who ever smoked pot and executing them tomorrow at 9pm :/
Taylor Swift: Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto Me, her boyfriend, chuckling: Taylor, Taylor, Taylor…don’t you know it’s about Fortnite now? Sorry sweetie, the boys come before you do 😉 Post Malone, chiming in: 🎶 this homo gotta have an aiMMMbot 🎶
Zoomer Husband: the way this meat loaf is undercooked, like 👇😂 Zoomer Wife: bruh..the way I’ll never forgive you for what you did tho 🫵😆 Zoomer Prisoner tied to our radiator: nahh it’s the way I’m dying of thirst and Will never see my family again 💀👆🏻
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
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Pregnant Rodney @SkinnyTuna
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dizzy @rundizzy
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bомbардир 🇺.. @bombardyrnw
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red 40 blooded americ.. @bellskeleton
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Jewess @alice_atlast
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Notallgoodman @notallgoodman
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dhshjaksdjjffh @dhshjaksdj2371
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Double A @Dracalous
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Malcolm Gillies @MalcolmGil97326
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clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
Pregnant Rodney @SkinnyTuna
51K Followers 1K Following being a R.E.M. fmab enby with my masc ahab ybne wife IT/ITS (not a joke) #Imrodny weeeeeeeeeeee boygrri and zerosuitcamus created me tod estroy the world it wor
dizzy @rundizzy
29K Followers 682 Following
danlet @evildanevil
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Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
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matt @mattybtweets69
16K Followers 1K Following @HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I like
Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
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Ali @haramcart
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Patrick @LeftistHank
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Rolli @rolliwrites
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regular sized ackman @pleas4nt
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Tiffany @fifthtimecharm
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PUNISHED Chris Beigne.. @CHECKYSTOMPER69
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street sectarian ☭ @goatmonty
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Loken @LokenFoodReview
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Egg @krispbea
361 Followers 333 Following he/him. Free Palestine, Free Congo. Left as left can be. Everything I say here is facetious 🥰
hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge
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Rat Bastard @Skullsnack74
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Grace Microwave User .. @microwave_user
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jewish brat @ajewishbrat
2K Followers 3K Following i can’t handle the thought of people not knowing what I am thinking at all times. doctoral student.
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421 Followers 809 Following Professional bag chaser. Long Live Qing Grindset😭😭💔🕊️
@Bambiiception @jsuis45H @2smart4u__ (euuuuuuh) @willsgardevoir @lgbtfortnite @LaughterHaver @yoloswagstudios @hausofdecline @beetlemoses @fallenchungus @danghentschel (c presque que des ricains paske les francais sont moins drôles)
I seek guidance. Over the 420 weekend, my long-distance girlfriend, Jill, went out with her roommate and smoked pot. I'm torn about what to do because I feel intense jealousy since I didn't partake in cannabis use.
Today is my wedding anniversary. Been married to this broad for 5 years.
Who’s trying to go for a ride on the fluid truck tonight
@JokeingTime I thought you just wanted to hang with me 🥺
I’ve had this premium shit for 9 days but frankly the blue check is just a little too embarrassing for me to handle so I’m gonna have to head out
The chicks keep walking towards me and the parents keep yelling at me for it
@LaughterHaver often these guys just sneak into other people’s orchards and cut up all their oranges for a video. fucks with their yields. haven’t really enjoyed these videos since I found out
@LaughterHaver Can't be worse than my ex amirite😂
@LaughterHaver Call Me By Your Name ahh sexual experience
@LaughterHaver Suffice it to say...
What’s so funny about spending your mid 30’s in bushwick sending girls 10 years younger than you tv girl songs
i’d pull my thing out and start rubbing it 💀💀💀
If you see me homeless on the street like this. What would you do ? Please tell me. Elon Musk
Bro my balls fucking stink
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