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don’t over think it @brexenhenner Joined April 2021-
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(Voice full of regret) look how high I can go on the swings
Yes, you live in a simulation. But you’re also a real guy. And the simulation is only running so we can examine your depressing and shameful inner life. Everyone here in the real world is laughing at you
Nice selfie. Mind if I spend the next 30 minutes kissing my phone screen
the strokes should be called the strums on account of what they do to their guitars
Fat boy got his shit rocked
The trick to street knife fights is to relax and be yourself
go out and buy two tombstones. one that says "i was right" and one that says "i was wrong"
(Tosses you my dream journal) everything you need to know is in there
"the good stuff" officially becomes the highest selling product of all time
you basically need one photo of yourself with a open head wound and blood all over your face so you can use that to get out of any event you don't want to go to
If I was a cage fighter I would stop fights all the time and complain that my opponents aren’t allowed to hit me because I have a force field
Smoking isn’t cool. There’s no reason to have cigarettes. But you should always carry them in case you’re driving alongside someone with their window open and you need some to light on fire and throw through it
For some reason reggae music always makes me think of Jamaica
the sun is gay for getting blocked out by the moon like that
my parents will be together forever and i will have a stable home life
my parents will be together forever and i will have a stable home life
watch out for
all i'm asking is for you to take 1000000 chances on me
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
pavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 996 Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
dizzy @rundizzy
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Pregnant Rodney @SkinnyTuna
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danlet @evildanevil
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Daggerlad @Daggerlad2
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Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
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matt @mattybtweets69
16K Followers 1K Following @HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I like
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
16K Followers 1K Following what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2
19K Followers 3K Following avant normal https://t.co/8KnkhhlNO9 everything is for sale
lil stinker @superlameballs
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Carl Brutananadilewsk.. @carlscrypt
8 Followers 110 Following Hey this is Carl...leave me a message...or leave me alone...either way...I don't care. Unless this is Mom, in which case, happy mother's day
Sandra @Sandra833538762
0 Followers 28 Following
Nexus @PackageKyle
157 Followers 895 Following living in the UK, from Germany, Greece and U.S. 🏳️🌈🇧🇷🇬🇷🇩🇪🇪🇺🇬🇧 news, pop culture, politics
Dan @DanyUnderfooot
6 Followers 77 Following
HYDROPLANED INTO A FA.. @ianboekweg
122 Followers 367 Following 19 year old slushwave guy owner of world end collapse records! @wrldendcllpse, also 1/3 of wepplecast @wepplecast_ (he/him)
Kiwivskiwi 🇵🇸 @kiwivskiwi
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greg @crimponme
2 Followers 29 Following
Jacob | Malcolm in th.. @kernelpanini
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Gustavo Dalosto @GustavoD81243
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Tony V @TonyV23456
150 Followers 2K Following
Big Fat Stinking Turd @BigZrocking
101 Followers 641 Following brain is a potato running on battery acid
nina @NinaTurner95117
19 Followers 130 Following
the mexican pajama sa.. @mettaworldmigl
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J @J7008605389326
5 Followers 30 Following
13131313 @nightcurl
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thotty @thotty42088
306 Followers 148 Following
jaenkis @jaenkis
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gurnard 🐟🇵🇸 @rustyjaybird
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ShitHound @drizzywor1d
4 Followers 18 Following
Nick Fuentes 2nd Groy.. @SarahBlum263503
999 Followers 4K Following Lost my account that had 140k subs. Anti-Zionist Jew. Left-Wing Populist. Anti-Authority.
Einar @Villkatten67
0 Followers 2 Following
Kayden Early @kaydenearly1
9 Followers 64 Following
Satwik @SexyySamosa
15 Followers 226 Following I geek out on Tech👨🏻💻,Football⚽,Food🌮 Pianist🎹🎵 #stufflistings #stufflistingsarmy #cybervillager
Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet
3K Followers 1K Following He Him |💰⚾️ | First Irish American to eat 13 waffles from Waffle House in one sitting over the course of 11 hours |
jamie r @jamierose004
2 Followers 40 Following
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
pavlo @LaughterHaver
41K Followers 996 Following Hello! my name is pavlo . I am a Centralist and I love to FUCKING!
dizzy @rundizzy
29K Followers 683 Following
danlet @evildanevil
23K Followers 506 Following
Daggerlad @Daggerlad2
36K Followers 953 Following Stories to tell your grandchildren. @lilmeaties factory worker
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
matt @mattybtweets69
16K Followers 1K Following @HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I like
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
16K Followers 1K Following what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2
19K Followers 3K Following avant normal https://t.co/8KnkhhlNO9 everything is for sale
lil stinker @superlameballs
10K Followers 804 Following
thotty @thotty42088
306 Followers 148 Following
Freddy @CannyExecutive
5K Followers 609 Following
DeWitt B. Fartin @DeWittBFartin
5K Followers 321 Following
Shrew Ficklefellow @shrewtape
2K Followers 424 Following Born anew every morning. Doomed afresh every evening.
War Child @pongothedreamer
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TheLittlestSweatshop @Fuckthaopps232
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Mudman? Not sure @wettheDIRT
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senôr poop @rancidobject
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Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
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🌟ivy🌟 @wolktress
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Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger
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smookie dollop @rapedchud
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The Frustrating Indiv.. @MILFmassacre
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Wrought @wroughttt
96 Followers 145 Following clifford the big red dog ate a chocolate chip off the floor and died
Ricky Hollywood @YSufferer
11K Followers 1K Following You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so?
Shane 🦧 601 days u.. @TheMonkeyJungle
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bog trinkets alternet.. @strangledmoron
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Curtis Remarc 🌴�.. @CurtisRemarc
4K Followers 2K Following (@nervousrecords, @stealthrecords, more if ya want) Owner/Operator of The City of Philadelphia, PA. Professional amateur boxer. Hana Nui 🤙🌋
Grand Vizier @PrivyCouncilman
38 Followers 38 Following Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
jungle㋛ @pongothehermit
662 Followers 484 Following west coast down to the bone. my suffering is legendary
they don’t want you to know that the topographical features of mars are the result of an ancient nuclear war
Was nothing else available at this milestone, I was kind of hoping for stones or an average animal or maybe a common machine
They should make a show like House except he accidentally kills the patients in all the episodes
this. is. FREAKING. AWWWWEEESSHOOOOMEEE
5 years ago… A moment in cinema history that will never repeat itself or even be topped again.
Our company is blessed to have some of the dopest shareholders in the tech space.
I used to sell mids to him and he would tweet about being faded off the loud
Tattoo artist from my hometown has made it his entire personality that he just started listening to Bjork at 28 years old.
My dream job…
Dressing like this is what got me molested in the first place.
What if this is just a big misunderstanding and he was just planning to shoot the kids
An armed paedophile who was meeting two girls aged 7 and 11 fucked about and found out. Well done to Seattle police who dispatched this child noncing wrongun. This is how it needs to be done.
I wish we could have seen a romantic facehugger. One with big dreams
A practical facehugger on the set of ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’
Very epic 😂 very chungus
I’m not like other girls. I’m racist.
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