Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun cash.app/$jpatrickmurphy the Zone Joined September 2009-
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recently i’ve seen a lot of negative talk about Pisces men and i just wanna say that it’s honestly very vicious and cruel to talk that way about beautiful, creative souls who care about everyone so much
periodic reminder that my brother (@KyrieIrvington) is a personal trainer and a big part of why our whole family is so pretty and strong
the best way to get me to do something is to say i cannot do it
I can’t wait to be unemployed again someday
i am utterly and completely unconcerned with my own death. when it happens, it happens. and i have little control of that
i love it for its ability to expand and ease communication but the internet is an absolute pox on humanity. very classic case of man’s reach exceeding his grasp
the cutest thing anyone has ever done is when my mom gave me an egg on Easter when i was three and i held it up and said “mommy brought an egg for Joseph!”
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me
They should let me play Gears of War and Halo 3 all day long
eve: what are you doing? adam: it's called sex & I invented it
Ey here's how ya fic da racism problems in dis country, ya just (long string of censor beeps) bada bing (more beeps) bada boom. Easyducio
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Changing my last name to something less stupid
you wake up as Madison Beer, what’s the first thing you’re doing ?
ppl so strict for no reason....ok hall monitor
My dad said if I take a nap today I can stay up to watch the Pacers game
There’s a reason there’s a real hunger from some to return to 2014-2016. It was more fun than the reaction to it. You can’t go back though. We’re gonna do a new thing. Not woke, not unwoke; a new way to be
@xtyfo @JuliusIrvington @mertcentury Nahh I know I get that I have 27 months and some change. I just know that methadone isn’t something you can come off fast compared to subs. Just stick wit it yo. That shit is only getting dirtier
Today at work I named a cat after my of my favorite places in the city. Meet Music Box. He'll be available for adoption later this week.
@JuliusIrvington @KyrieIrvington Wide receiver mindset
@JuliusIrvington the best way to make me not do something i already planned on doing is by asking me if im still going to do that