Bergie @PatrickTapLaine
just a guy Never Been, MN Joined August 2011-
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the best way to get me to do something is to say i cannot do it
1 Year Anniversary of a Band of Brothers talking big trucks and big jello-like cellulite filled ass in the X DMs. It's been an honour and a privelege
Jordan Love- fraud Caleb Williams- gay Jared Goff- went to Berkeley (lib) JJ McCarthy- born to win Could the path be any more clear
I hate it
I’m going to get wings and drink 3 miller lites
I’m going to get wings and drink 3 miller lites
2 beers that’s the cheat code, no matter what you can always do 2 more beers
Casual golf match where we try to drink each other into playing bad until everybody is plastered and someone drives a cart into the pond
Casual golf match where we try to drink each other into playing bad until everybody is plastered and someone drives a cart into the pond
My eyes hurt, I can’t hear shit, my back hurts and my feet hurt and I’m not even 30. All because I thought I was funny in highschool.
After some ranting to my gf why JJ isn’t him, I’m back in. national champion, born winner, JJ to JJ connection. VIKES RUN THE NORTH
My gfs piss and 10 million dollars
My gfs piss and 10 million dollars
Stan Denshaw “parod.. @OptometristDan
15K Followers 4K Following (parody)Probably crushing beers. Not affiliated with Dan Crenshaw. Forklift certified.
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
Reverend Doctor Bob S.. @RevDocBobSac
5K Followers 3K Following hooting and hollering about nothing- expert in bird law; never forget (unless you do, that’s chill too)
Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
16K Followers 1K Following what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun
PawgMasterGeneral @KegMasterGen
2K Followers 854 Following Beer Drinking , Dip Spittin, Son of a gun. I’m just here for laughs - This is all jokes
Brettzky @BrettFILLlips
1K Followers 654 Following heavy squatter, whopper lover, cleanest balls on twitter, kidney stone survivor, karaoke try hard, bogey golfer, clit seeker. #rulethejungle #njdevils
Burner @BurnerWjp
19K Followers 955 Following Prime Zynister of burners. Former host of BOTW. Worst member of @burnafterpod_ Merch: https://t.co/KMQJJeG3WQ | Blog: https://t.co/eaQ37bmK35
haley 🕺 @srirachabender
2K Followers 2K Following the throat tat says acab #milehighbasketball . free palestine !!!!
@hulu is fucking tras.. @RizNasty2point0
2K Followers 2K Following Ryan “The Home Loan Expert” Kelley parody, per Elon. 845 Credit Score. Nickelback super fan. 2x MVCHA All Star. NFL Player Legal Issue Enjoyer.
Pascal Dupussy @pascaldupussy
2K Followers 752 Following officially the sheriff of tap ins. “the most attractive man in the world” - @glutenfreeperc. CAM #97 Burner FC
UFOsympathizer @UfOsympathizer
1 Followers 5 Following
Renee Bhardwaj @BhardwajRe41882
83 Followers 5K Following
The Talented Mr Tripp.. @RoosterRoy88
521 Followers 4K Following occasionally offensive, rarely correct, intimate with all internet rituals?
piss taker @realpisstaker
279 Followers 771 Following A barstool intellectual with a master’s degree in small talk
Proq @NorthSideFire11
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Matthew Martin @Matthew6ft9
110 Followers 120 Following
The Colonel @savecolonelr3b
64 Followers 555 Following All-Time-All-Timer | Realistic | Polish Maids | Trump | Blue Collar | Recovering Hater | Cap Calling Champion (2012) | Eat Red | Vote Red | Go Rebs | 🐖🤺
𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 @cvrrot
248 Followers 422 Following They must have Amnesia they forgot that I’m him. #AnyTeamFromMiami
squidward @gardengnome__
1 Followers 8 Following
Elise Martin @EliseMartin21
162 Followers 294 Following Furry friends to enjoy every happy little moment of life together!
David Milligan (Adam .. @DavidMi06362033
600 Followers 2K Following Big weather nerd, a big fan of @clashofclans, #CBJ fan as well, and Adam Fantili fan
brady private booyah @bradyiswhite
12 Followers 27 Following
Curvy_kass @kass_curvy
333 Followers 2K Following I am here to find a serious,loving ,reliable and loyal man. and I will take care of his bills…..Say Hi and I will response back to you.
Sandra Ovadilla @SandrOvadil
70 Followers 5K Following
Red eye thoughts @redeyethoughts
23 Followers 140 Following
jawn wick @furbyburglar
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AZ @yungwizrdd
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frank reynolds @gang451000
11 Followers 76 Following Chargers UFC lightning orioles light beer titties retarded homasexual gambling enthusiast
Steve Henderson @SteveHende52092
88 Followers 359 Following
(Not) François Lacro.. @bidnezz_insider
73 Followers 185 Following The world's preeminent expert on menswear
Ping Vorel @PingVorel43297
99 Followers 5K Following
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196 Followers 2K Following
user @user1197263
0 Followers 137 Following
Emma @angelbladimir19
9 Followers 300 Following In this short life, we will all eventually lose, so why not be bold
The Mooterus wasn't t.. @mooterus4life
70 Followers 273 Following I won't explain why and I shouldn't have to.
John Smith @JohnSmi43171115
93 Followers 1K Following
doyle kelly @doylek2550
297 Followers 564 Following
CJ @AMPLucia52
1 Followers 992 Following
Jon Dowd @StrohsLight
37 Followers 154 Following
BobLawblaw 🌱 @CarlWinslow187
109 Followers 331 Following
Adam @Adam37203757
217 Followers 2K Following
Stan Denshaw “parod.. @OptometristDan
15K Followers 4K Following (parody)Probably crushing beers. Not affiliated with Dan Crenshaw. Forklift certified.
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
Reverend Doctor Bob S.. @RevDocBobSac
5K Followers 3K Following hooting and hollering about nothing- expert in bird law; never forget (unless you do, that’s chill too)
Saint Joseph @JuliusIrvington
16K Followers 1K Following what has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun
PawgMasterGeneral @KegMasterGen
2K Followers 854 Following Beer Drinking , Dip Spittin, Son of a gun. I’m just here for laughs - This is all jokes
Brettzky @BrettFILLlips
1K Followers 654 Following heavy squatter, whopper lover, cleanest balls on twitter, kidney stone survivor, karaoke try hard, bogey golfer, clit seeker. #rulethejungle #njdevils
Burner @BurnerWjp
19K Followers 955 Following Prime Zynister of burners. Former host of BOTW. Worst member of @burnafterpod_ Merch: https://t.co/KMQJJeG3WQ | Blog: https://t.co/eaQ37bmK35
@hulu is fucking tras.. @RizNasty2point0
2K Followers 2K Following Ryan “The Home Loan Expert” Kelley parody, per Elon. 845 Credit Score. Nickelback super fan. 2x MVCHA All Star. NFL Player Legal Issue Enjoyer.
Pascal Dupussy @pascaldupussy
2K Followers 752 Following officially the sheriff of tap ins. “the most attractive man in the world” - @glutenfreeperc. CAM #97 Burner FC
jawn wick @furbyburglar
8K Followers 2K Following
Incognitus Lowe @SteadierLeddy
29 Followers 52 Following In temporary jail for speaking truth to power. Defender of Jordan Binnington, not that he needs it. Sauna advocate.
Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
Brendan Leipsic @SlavaVoynov69
138 Followers 204 Following
Taylor Droz @DrozoTheClown
616 Followers 1K Following Lifelong @Vikings fan #Skol / @USMC veteran / Snowplow Operator / Commissioner of the EFFL on @SleeperHQ
Jimbo @jimward0
216 Followers 195 Following 6’5 with a silky jumper. Trey Murphy III Stan account. CI-Double Agent
x - Patrick Shepherd @p_shepherd14
548 Followers 2K Following GCU ‘24 #gohalos #gokingsgo #birdgang #snakesalive #rockthehawk #hydrocephalusawareness
Bemidji State Men’s.. @BSUBeaversMHKY
11K Followers 309 Following Official page of Bemidji State University Men's Hockey program. News, notes, and updates. Tradition never graduates and tradition is lasting victory! #GoBeavs
max n' cheez @maxthomm
1K Followers 2K Following The original 3 Beer oomfie. Retired D3 Track chump. Shortest member of Beer Twitter. Probably tweeting about my cat.
S🐝ck Bee @CanadianSockBro
507 Followers 521 Following I love Bzzzz and Bzzzzzz 🍯 and @RobitGirl 🐝🐝🐝 🏳️⚧️2 Spirit🏳️⚧️ (Severe Alcoholic)
Atticus @NotAtticusSmith
774 Followers 374 Following Love my country. Love my Guns. Still love my ex-gf. Parody.
big diesel @JustBoysLaughin
5K Followers 1K Following Jester's privilege is the ability and right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter.
Chad Burns @cxburns
305 Followers 349 Following Credit Score: 769 Back to Back neighborhood wiffle ball MVP. 2006 Time person of the year. Bear down.
Boneduck @realBoneDuck
2K Followers 664 Following hi let's read my charges and get this shit over with. duck with a boner.
Murphy Cooper @1375BC
4 Followers 8 Following
slow stroke👑 @strokahontus
595 Followers 389 Following mom and pop burner. opinions are mine and not Goldman Sachs. former el cuush reply guy. taxis over ubers
Heezy @HeezusWalks
109 Followers 108 Following I could have played for the dallas mavericks but they found crack in my jacket
cal @cadesico
751 Followers 977 Following tomorrow is cancelled due to lack of interest. alt @cadesico2
wavvydegreeseeker @wavvywebsurfer
138 Followers 722 Following are you insane? the curse! its rea- SILENCE
Kenny chestnut @Kennychestnut21
410 Followers 250 Following business man, degenerate gambler, avid alcohol consumer, once won $500 on a scratcher
Maybe: goated @wimdawgg
1K Followers 535 Following wimdawgg’s back…. tell ya bene-gesserit mother #SHOWME #MIDWESTMADE #riddlerstatus
TJWarrenFanClub @TJWarrenFanClb2
507 Followers 419 Following Well ya know, for me, the action is the juice.
Heatdaddy @heatdaddy69420
284K Followers 314 Following my name is Rob and I love having the time of my life. Host of: Hockey Night in Scottsdale and @wetjeanspod, use code HEATDADDY on @prizepicks and @pikkitsports
Sweet Baby Clay @g00dguyclay
2K Followers 743 Following Young man, old soul. Future Mayor. Miller High Life Aficionado. Project Manger of the year 2020-2024, 10.2 handicap- updated Apr 24
Fowl Hockey Dad Szn @FowlClaytoris
2K Followers 649 Following professional shitposter. sober. hockey dad. hockey coach. occasionally fights fires. hater of the government. @claysandbirds
dudemanburner @dudemanburner
233 Followers 218 Following Masshole living in TX | Amateur golfer | White collar weapon | Scared of women | Domestic light beer drinker | God first
Kevin Westgirth @kevinwestgirth
821 Followers 936 Following Never felt the touch of a woman | Has a micropenis | Incel | Virgin | Execellent gambling mansplainer | Rice Purity Score of 95 | 569 credit score | 30 handicap
Sick @SickGnar_Dude
829 Followers 515 Following
like hitting a buzzer beater in a high school gym in front of the entire town that raised you. Siege
What does sex feel like from the males perspective?
@_sydneycaitlin I was 100 percent serious when I said that, you’re right
buying new tools is the most fun a guy can have without taking their clothes off
Translation: “i hate the way i look and instead of being proactive about it, i will just insult insult the people I wish I looked like”
Ugh... really? 🤦♀️ Sorry, but the fact that the women who wear these jackets are always rich, skinny, beautiful, and usually blonde rubs me the wrong way. Yes, this may be in fun, but real hockey fans care about the game itself.
To confirm, I bought my clubs 2 years ago today. Last time I felt happy fr.
Snapchat be like “here’s a memory from 2 years ago” and it is a picture of the last time you felt happiness.
the best way to get me to do something is to say i cannot do it
Dipping a jucy Lucy in lake Minnetonka
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
This Tyler was on the way to becoming the greatest country artist of all time
1 Year Anniversary of a Band of Brothers talking big trucks and big jello-like cellulite filled ass in the X DMs. It's been an honour and a privelege
Jordan Love- fraud Caleb Williams- gay Jared Goff- went to Berkeley (lib) JJ McCarthy- born to win Could the path be any more clear
Can’t believe I lived in jersey for four years. I belong out here.
This is AWFUL and a DISGRACE and I WILL THROW UP all over this Red Robin
Post Malone covering Tyler Childers’s “Whitehouse Road” last night at Stagecoach.
You’re never out of a series until someone wins 4. Do the caps look poised to do it? Absolutely not. But I’m poised to enjoy this miller and a nice flap steak with my family tonight and any pissed off lib New Yorker can just try and stop me
@B_Marsh92 No those are a nuisance and don’t look good. Gearwear > safety
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