Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury
You will be made to see it/You will not live to see it. Read the story in my pinned tweet. amazon.com/author/mertcen… Philly Joined March 2021-
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*handing my friend his keys back* Good luck soldier.
(breaking down my role as The Weary Gambler) so here, i start rubbing my eyes so i look more weary, and then i put my chips down and that's where the gambler part comes in
Frat boys are racist rapists
Three of them
Hell yea @mertcentury
Last two days I’ve woken up to my friend’s brother having served us the most “you’re gonna be late for school!” kids movie ass breakfast and I’m in awe. It’s like it’s nothing to him
I won 50 dollars betting on koot to win a game of catan earlier. My GOAT
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Tryna be the first sex-negative succubus
Now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick because shes having a smoke and she’s takin a drag
@mertcentury Me neither i actially laugh at their sexist haters bc im feminist
Does anyone else have a problem w white women? They make me so mad!!!
I hate how everyone treats this guy like a normal conservative commentator. he should be living in a kennel, getting studied by evil scientists who try to complete or reverse his surgeries to become Korean
Columbia University students think this dance will somehow ‘Free Palestine.’
@ByYourLogic Whenever I see his name I think about Ben saying he “totaled” his face and lose it laughing
i know trump was trying his hardest not to call him speedy gonzalez
Ryan Garcia just casually shadowboxing for Donald Trump 😂
@mertcentury I hear that synth double tap and it’s all over