Full Time Grandson @paynushurts
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My coat is getting shiny and healthy again and my nose is finally wet
I love Sam Hyde memes almost as much as I like Harambe memes. Shame we only get to see them on sad days
@JonComms I'm still convinced that Bluey is a masterclass on parenting disguised as a kid's show. Which is why the incels hate that it's so good.
Hey man mind if I add someone to the group chat? No one else knows him and he doesn’t fit the vibe at all but also he probably won’t get along with anyone.
The IDF recruited Justin Lingle for this operation
The IDF recruited Justin Lingle for this operation
Men who mock women for enjoying astrology are gross.
I always think it’s John S Bulla (RIP)
I always think it’s John S Bulla (RIP) https://t.co/ceBwcjVooH
We can’t let they/them win. I am just an e-girl trying to survive the information wars.
I’ve been working on integrating all of these into my conversations and it’s improved my life
I’ve been working on integrating all of these into my conversations and it’s improved my life
No shit everyone knows this already
No shit everyone knows this already
Sorry but you’re not important enough to have lore. Lore is reserved for 5’2 sex pest failed actors or schizophrenic sex pest failed rappers.
The wholesomeness of John Krasinski mixed with the chaotic energy of Ryan Reynolds is not something I knew I needed.
Repost if you're currently masturbating. ❤️🙃
REPOST IF THERE IS SOMEONE ON "X" THAT YOU WANT TO GET NAKED WITH
Me: i have depression Some random man on "X" : but you’re so fuckable, i don’t understand :/
Would Boeing murder a whistleblower? Before this month I'd have said it depends. I didn't think Boeing would kill a middle manager who never worked on the 737 Max & left in 2017. What surprised me was how many more informed observers felt Boeing...might prospect.org/infrastructure…
There's this weird idea of all settlers as some kind of messianic religious fanatics. Well, I'm a settler and I'm a totally secular geek who plays D&D for a living, reads tons of fantasy and science fiction and watches anime.
Probably one of the worst pull quotes I’ve seen on a movie cover
DARTHM_1.GIF (65x72 pixels, search word: pike) GIF: web.archive.org/web/2009101909… Page: web.archive.org/web/2009102306…
Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
55K Followers 934 Following
Hazbin Hotel Fan @tom_on_here
26K Followers 534 Following hero, president, and ceo of entertainment of @WFYMradio/@ClayneCast/ and Fun.2.
rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
35K Followers 985 Following writer for @yesitsmyaccount/drums for Ames Harding & The Mirage
andrew @intellegint
42K Followers 770 Following ICU nurse from Detroit in Denver. Art posts are my own. Listen to @e1podcast
Doreen @Doreenkasemire
35 Followers 344 Following
Leer @smellbadguy
0 Followers 79 Following
Sans_Hils @Sans_Hils
0 Followers 393 Following
Andre Vital @andre_vita86641
181 Followers 3K Following WITH FUCK UNDERTALE YELLOW SUCK STUPID ROCKMAN ROBOT OR FAGGOT Can't HATE SPEAK FUCKING ASSHOLE GOLD TOUHOU YELLOW @L59085647LOPES OR @SimoneL12967474 xd
Timo Delgado @cucapedia
0 Followers 164 Following
Stets bemüht @TweetGewitter_
186 Followers 1K Following Der groBe Poet, unterbelichtet, zu uncharismatisch um Machtstrukturen aufzubrechen seit 2002, temporarily embarrassed public intellectual
librarypunk @librarypunk
3K Followers 567 Following A leftist library worker podcast. https://t.co/JxT7W5xoUt Email us: librarypunkpod at gmail dot com
Rex Power Colt @RexPowerCo1t
48 Followers 233 Following Meredith the Mindtaker simp | autistic | he/him | private for mutuals only @RexPwrPriv
Alex (REAL) 🧞�.. @AlexFirer
3K Followers 2K Following Write Rick and Morty for Oni Press, and used to do The Onion. The other credits are FINE. Not as good as those two credits. Now those are credits...
carl cornelius @cornlouse
186 Followers 2K Following
chaz @6_7_fromheaven
46 Followers 112 Following
claude @highestdriver
17 Followers 96 Following Lover of Jesus and purity. Abstinence Pledged. Mother of 6 (conceived through the power of The Holy Spirit).
dog on it🐶 @dogonitTM
340 Followers 568 Following i’m cool 💕💝 @squidblush💖lover https://t.co/r6FY52A0dw
zoloftis @MLS_LFTS
44 Followers 426 Following
🍄 Roan 🐈 @KarlStrechMarx
33 Followers 421 Following | 30 something | I like to draw sad old drunks and 🍄 | Roanathos on Wyrmrest Accord | 🏳️🌈 BI/NB 🏳️🌈 | Any pronouns | Icon/Header by me
stealurbeans @stealurbeans
30 Followers 115 Following
Cole Durrett @durrettperson
125 Followers 679 Following amateur filmmaker and ESL teacher in Jackson! I support 🇵🇸
Andy Barbour @AndyBarbour
73 Followers 470 Following
Jack of all Trades, M.. @Torgo_phylum
2K Followers 1K Following Call me propanolol cause I block betas Header by: @Jaythechou
landee🏴�.. @bylandee
3K Followers 2K Following top 5000 tweeter / 21 / any pronouns / @ratfest420 + @superrealtm alumni / social media @und3rsc0rd
Rotary Cord Chaos @RotaryCordChaos
338 Followers 165 Following Returning to this website against my better judgement. Formerly Rotary Cord Order.
Richard Nixon Erotic .. @PlusStebe
160 Followers 665 Following i write erotic fanfiction about 37th US president Richard Milhouse Nixon and paint miniatures talent “acquisition” manager for @applebees
rapha 💔✌️ @teahot326
1K Followers 1K Following #Saints #HeatCulture #GeauxTigers #ForTheA #benchderekcarr #freeolave #StroudBoys IM FINISHED 💔🤬✌️- PROUD INCEL! - anti circumcision activist
Inkanyamba @inkacoils
6K Followers 307 Following Zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children. https://t.co/yRkjq4KsGa
𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐚.. @chup_acab_ra
165 Followers 3K Following anti-ketchup advocate/ranch abolitionist https://t.co/GUGdIX99P5
Nexus @PackageKyle
157 Followers 809 Following living in the UK, from Germany, Greece and U.S. 🏳️🌈🇧🇷🇬🇷🇩🇪🇪🇺🇬🇧 news, pop culture, politics
Jerms @staygolden91
334 Followers 1K Following I like Apple apps and Apple Jacks, laughter cracks and Snapple facts.
Velvet Vegeta @VelvetVegeta
2 Followers 1K Following Architect, interest in building science, sustainability, new ways of building
mia @zzzzzzzmia
42 Followers 200 Following
Adán @tuadancito
40 Followers 728 Following
MirofuruDesign @mirofuru
28 Followers 170 Following Discover the unique fusion of past and future with our animal-themed cyber and steampunk apparel. Embrace a style that stands out.
Wil Medearis @ABrooklynFin
655 Followers 2K Following Novelist who should probably stop tweeting about sports, already. Author of RESTORATION HEIGHTS Repped by the incomparable @kategarrick
john longson @longson_jo12228
0 Followers 82 Following
katie @pipterino
3K Followers 976 Following A loveable scatterbrain with the nicest lipstick in Manchesterford
Giuseppe Bessarione @albaburba
62 Followers 521 Following il più corrotto parade padre pio non è nessuno
normal woman parody a.. @sunwiitch
1K Followers 1K Following 🔞🔞🔞 ✨ evelyn ✨ 36 y/o weird lesbian aunt ✨ pfp by @holipop__ ✨ anthropology dork turned transgender voice teacher (DM for info) ✨ i write queer fantasy 👭
Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
55K Followers 934 Following
Hazbin Hotel Fan @tom_on_here
26K Followers 534 Following hero, president, and ceo of entertainment of @WFYMradio/@ClayneCast/ and Fun.2.
rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
35K Followers 985 Following writer for @yesitsmyaccount/drums for Ames Harding & The Mirage
andrew @intellegint
42K Followers 770 Following ICU nurse from Detroit in Denver. Art posts are my own. Listen to @e1podcast
jaren 🏳️⚧�.. @realwackygal
2K Followers 694 Following woke moralist • priv for mutuals: @fakewackyguy • ❤️ @megg0_ • high concept sci fi scripts with cheap effects and the subtlety of a baseball bat are my cocaine
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
498K Followers 309 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
brianna @justbrizigs
17K Followers 880 Following writing on film and pop culture, being important • often seen at @PasteMagazine and elsewhere • https://t.co/wolC4AJz0T
Fast Food Enjoyer —.. @Glawk_40
172 Followers 32 Following P̶R̶O̶B̶L̶E̶M̶ S̶O̶L̶V̶E̶R̶ God's horniest engineer. I walk so fast. Everyone get out of my way.
Blowback Season 4: Ou.. @blowbackpod
42K Followers 2 Following SEASON 4: AFGHANISTAN is out now! Early access to all episodes: https://t.co/e1VesuMNr6. Hosted by @deep_beige and @nkulw.
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
174K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
WhyNoMask @WhyNoMaskOn
92 Followers 134 Following Here to hold accountability to all those unmasked in healthcare. Why No Mask On?
Freddy @CannyExecutive
5K Followers 604 Following
beer person @CantEverDie
132K Followers 2K Following JUNE - L’CHAIM - TRANS DISINFO INFLUENCER - podcasting on @WesternKabuki & @CrateDiving - streaming games on https://t.co/kXjet8u2M2
Deathcoredoll84 @deathcoredoll84
14K Followers 3K Following Tattooed Metalhead from Ohio that is awkward and weird. Halloween, Horror, Dark Humor and Meme Addict. 😈🦇🖤
pinball lizard @probablyalissa
7K Followers 1K Following Simply too short to ever be meaningful • she/her
Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
8K Followers 1K Following
˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ �.. @TheRuggedTexan1
16K Followers 11K Following I don’t have to be the best, but I do have to be the best version of me I know how to be. Polonius, said it best,"To thine own self be true".
🐪🐫☀*bl𐐁3z*.. @420lluja
4K Followers 155 Following iƖkÉ̴̃͜1̵0̸̓̒͛͑͗͋0̸͆̈́̕0̶̩͒̾̑͒̽͑̄̍͑͊🫣kitle0𓏲 𓏲 𓋒 ๑⁰ꇴ⁰๑🍃๑̶͙͇̟̳̇͛ͨ᷇ͯ͑᷇̏᷀͝҉҈҃҈҈҇҅҆҆҄҉҈҃҄҉҈҃҉҈҄҇҇҃҉҅҄҅҃҅҅҆҃҄҆҃҄҃҈҃҈҄҄҇҄҉҆҈҉҅⛏✰(҂⌣̀_⌣́)*🐕🦺2times
Raymond Braaffie @studie_bijbel
237K Followers 12K Following I like to travel all over the world and meet many people from all countries and their culture...
Dead Internet At Its .. @DeadTheory__
79K Followers 43 Following Posting the funniest and dumbest blue check bots. Submissions can be done via DM, @ us under tweets, or in our Discord server.
📚 Talk To The Hatt.. @Talk_To_The_Hat
27K Followers 24K Following #Empath Memes and pics, not mine. Progressive straight He/Him. Nerdy and Flirty. Weird, broken, but kind. DMs open. 21+ https://t.co/PrUEDIUZXI…
Gordon @wilsongordon055
24K Followers 2K Following I'm an honest genuine guy from Scotland UK, I've found my little princess
freddiehBear @freddiehbear1
166K Followers 67K Following I don't have much, but I love what I have ... I am a site of many sites... I have warped sense of humor 👹 just here for fun !!!🐻
Greg Webster @GregWeb75851851
35K Followers 8K Following Married Bi Man Six years ago during a MMF threesome my wife and the bull forced me bi. Since then a lot of her bulls have trained me.
Spongebob & Sandy @TeenSwagQuotes
118 Followers 170 Following ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ........ follow and ask who we are ;) #teamfollowback
Dirk Fuckner 🚯 @timerube
3K Followers 1K Following it is valid for a straight person to be bisexual | fellow @StratPolitics | prev: @teenjacobin @voxdotcom | @legoboy2009
Ted @TedParody
7K Followers 5 Following Johnny's thunder buddy for life! **This is a parody account** Make $$$ on Twitter by using this link: http://t.co/FTgBI7VM
Jamie @smokemedicinal
194 Followers 295 Following
🇺🇲🥓Patriotic.. @Sassychickie
78K Followers 79K Following
Inmate #078925 @inmate078925
2K Followers 444 Following 34yo. I ❤️ Metal bondage and uniforms.🏳️🌈⛓ I want to have a real prisoner 24/7. Not all pictures are mine.
Ted :) @TeddTheMovie
8 Followers 0 Following
Ted.E.Bear @MovieTed
11 Followers 5 Following Fun loving fuzzy friend to John for over 27 years. Why do I have to add so much in this dam box. Can bear-ly type with these stupid paws.
Official Movie TED @ItsRealTedd
101 Followers 55 Following i'm ted. i'm real. and all I do is snort, smoke, drink and fuck. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody dumbass. *orginal fucking ted parody*
TED @TedsReal
53K Followers 0 Following Here to make you laugh. Parody account, not affiliated with Ted the movie.
The Clarty Plodger. �.. @Prince_Madness1
166K Followers 155K Following The Maker of Madness. The Word Acrobat. The People’s Poet. The Dark Poet. The Painter of Pictures. © https://t.co/38l7gsyjIZ
橡皮擦（异想天.. @gigigurlie
191 Followers 999 Following 03年反差大学生 为了自己的小性瘾 在此寻找有缘的小哥哥 只要有相同爱好的小哥哥 一起探讨性福💕#不关注不回 、
super powers from ric.. @BetrayedMan1990
185 Followers 200 Following the hot one from @Eat_Chain also the bad boy Im nate ruess from fun And Im Ben Ruess and were each others Big Brothers
Fortune Kit @FortuneKit00
2K Followers 59 Following Podcast & songs from @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen @d_boeckner | Patreon: https://t.co/AKe1xOR9tJ | Discord: https://t.co/3FBrPOkrYW
I don't think adults should be allowed to do school shootings
What do we think boys
Got a haircut appointment at JC Penney’s tomorrow. If you haven’t yet, follow my page to stay in the loop.
@s2pidfuck You definitely see homeless people in every single city in America but showing this for mockery is sadistic to call it alerting the public or journalism
@joyevaded they think people can’t see the disingenuousness
interesting that this guy calls himself a “journalist” when those are the lowest forms of humanity not disabled homeless people
My first five minutes in downtown Portland and I was surrounded by people so far gone it’s inhumane we are allowing them to wander the streets.
@kevinvdahlgren Well thank god you humanely posted this video to for everyone on the internet to see
@tonyhawktruther White people just love to say they're professors at any opportunity!
Do other races not yell anything while they’re being brutalized by police? Is that just a white person thing? Would the appropriate response be to shut up and accept their beating?
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
friendly reminder that alternative folks also need teh squishy glomps
As if I went a decade without knowing my shirt did this
Phone notified me that I saved this picture 7 years ago today so enjoy this look back at what the culture war was like almost a decade ago
ok this is my first time hearing The Talking Heads and i’ve just gotta be honest: it’s not for me. but yall do yall…
i’m a single fandom enjoyer. i’ve only ever enjoyed one thing
Cops really think they should get to do whatever the fuck they want to anyone else, no questions asked, no justification needed beyond being cops. And half of each comments section (I hope not half the populace) consistently agrees with them.
It is worth watching this CNN video from the moment Emory Econ Professor @CarolineFohlin came across the violent arrest of a protester on campus and asked the police, with shock, "What are you doing?" That's all that prompted an officer to hurl her to the ground and handcuff her.
You may be old, but are you THIS old?
i am now getting birth canal in bio replies this is so aggressive what the fuck
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