I Never Told A Lie @tom_on_here
hero, president, and ceo of entertainment of @WFYMradio/@ClayneCast/ and Fun.2. twitch.tv/chapotraphouse Island time Joined July 2014-
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I’m going on a ayahuasca retreat with Ellen Degeneres and Drew Barrymore
Justin Bieber shares crying selfies.
any kittens free for a discord vc? #NewProfilePic
Let the thoughts in please
Both trying to get to Miami asap
Both trying to get to Miami asap
How’s that different than any other day of your life 🤭
How’s that different than any other day of your life 🤭
Not a dog, dumb fuck
Rumor is that Chris Brown is going to buy all of the tickets so that no one will show up, so get your tickets now before that happens 👇
Rumor is that Chris Brown is going to buy all of the tickets so that no one will show up, so get your tickets now before that happens 👇
Taylor Swift needs to make music about drinking too many beers and getting in trouble with your wife for eating her leftovers, maybe then I’d give a shit about her music
Just made this in one day heh all from jacking off in my basement alone
Took the entire race to finish writing this long ass post 🫵😹
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/lELQfaNgDWE?a Home Alone (NES) Parody - James Etatriton Christmas Episode
Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
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Don Hughes @getfiscal
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Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
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andrew @intellegint
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jake @jakebrodes
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Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
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Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
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Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal
andrew @intellegint
42K Followers 771 Following ICU nurse from Detroit in Denver. Art posts are my own. Listen to @e1podcast
noah kulwin @nkulw
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Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen
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jake @jakebrodes
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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
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Chris Loville handles insecurity better than this
I mean… I know it’s an UNBELIEVABLE amount of money but I didn’t think you’d take this much convincing! Am I not funny enough? How could it be a PayPal transaction if it’s a screenshot of my banking app? I think you’re teasing. 😏 It’s ok. You don’t have to believe me. 😘💰
@looonstar @tom_on_here @necrobranson wow they can touch the ceiling they're so tall
Everytime there are pro-Israel weirdos in my replies they tell me to “return the hostages” as if I’ve got them in my closet or under the bed. Okay, yeah, let me go get them.
Corniest yakubian construct ever made
I mean… I know it’s an UNBELIEVABLE amount of money but I didn’t think you’d take this much convincing! Am I not funny enough? How could it be a PayPal transaction if it’s a screenshot of my banking app? I think you’re teasing. 😏 It’s ok. You don’t have to believe me. 😘💰
i am ✅ a small business supporter ✅ an art aficionado ✅ an outside the box thinker all because i have tattoos
If your son is a 75 lb pussy with a trash stash weaving your SL550 at 100mph in and out of traffic on the 33, Tell him not to publicly offer to fight people if he's just going to drive away. Bad look.
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I caught my neighbor on the ring cam disarming my dog traps
i like to be an absolute hater to evil and annoying people but i cannot allow it to consume me...
The idea that these people are a part of the same medium as you and me is pretty silly. It's like if you tried to discuss cinema with someone who watches exclusively porn.
I want my money back. I'm done. I jump into a big body of water 💧 and Eve is bone dry when I get out. TRASH. #StellarBlade #stellabladePS5
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