josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99
not real boreal Joined September 2008-
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2 am: just got off work time to relax with some highly concentrated THC products 2:17 am: im glad the government hasnt banned music yet but i know its coming, I should look out the window about this
When comedians are too ripped i don't know whether to laugh or jack off
Don't shit on my back and tell me it's raining.. if anything, you should be pissing when you do that
We're not used to seeing Mike Myers with different hairstyles and clothing.
"What Is The Deal With...Everything?": Jerry Seinfeld's Lifelong Struggle To Make Sense Of The Modern World
It's because I've been spreading rumours about them to each other
You wouldn't last an hour in the fifteen minute city where I was raised.
Greensleeves
He was walking behind her and then she stopped suddenly
cursed Rumpelstiltskin book that scared fuck out me as a lad
I wonder if "easter eggs" in TV shows and movies are a clever nod to something or other. If so, hilarious..
not growing up with a father will have you doing shit like trying to open a bottle of modelo with your keys on the train because you dont have a bottle opener
CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People friendlyhelper88: based popetes
Fast-paced action should never be depicted in "slow-mo". Only stuff that's already moving slow should get the slow-mo treatment
Is it just me or does it feel like the whole world's gone crazy since the eclipse!
I can tell if you pay for Twitter and hide your checkmark. We all can.
The flesh, Gromit. Feed me lad
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an ancient river song for my one Blinker The Star - Swimming In The Same Fire (Acoustic) youtu.be/Z3a5Fcql0L8
Why is this beagle not stopping and smelling everything? I don’t think this is right..
White throated sparrow
@oldfriend99 Reckon we’ll get one tomorrow
@oldfriend99 i heard that they are thinking about changing noon
Tan morphed white throated and white throated sparrow. 29 April 2024 Kanata Ontario. Really enjoying having these birds in the yard.
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peregrine falcon. they dive for prey from up to nearly a mile above at over 200 mph. look at that form. it looks like a spaceship
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