Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous
50% of @darth_erogenous London Joined February 2017-
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A game I made in Dreams, “Sonic The Hedgehog In The Bardo”
In Bristol England they lock the cheddar away
affirming my boy friend’s humanity by spiralling when I watch him use a shoehorn
affirming my boy friend’s humanity by spiralling when I watch him use a shoehorn
As bad as mustard gas is, it pairs pretty well with hot dog gas
every picture of him looks like a suburban uncle doing a Confucius Say joke when his taiwanese waiter’s halfway out of earshot
every picture of him looks like a suburban uncle doing a Confucius Say joke when his taiwanese waiter’s halfway out of earshot
26 today. updating my LinkedIn. may go to the gym on my lunch break. Crossreferencing flight prices for Malta next month. Time's fist closing around me. Piano lessons. piano lessens. looking at typewriters on Ebay - what the fuck is that. I have time to retrain as an orangutan
I will always shoot the messenger. He shouldn’t have told me that
The short film I composed music for, Mandarins, is now available to watch online! It played in 17 fests last year and won Best Short Drama at New Hampshire Film Festival. Take a look and listen if you'd like. Thanks for all the support always vimeo.com/757701416
Ulysses — A triumph, but dense. Highlighting the passages that moved me has been exceedingly helpful
I smile at this video like it’s a serene baby on the train
I smile at this video like it’s a serene baby on the train
Just entered the talking stage with my fiancée👀
You may be alone on Valentine’s Day but at least youre not addicted to your phone or feeling lost in your life generally
I’m Seeing A Drake Penis
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jake @jakebrodes
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rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
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pretensiøst vinpjatt @LARPMonsen
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shinden 🍐 @shhinden
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Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
115K Followers 1K Following the warrior in the garden @pod197424 / @CloserLookPod
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotime
Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers
54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
Daggerlad @Daggerlad2
36K Followers 955 Following Stories to tell your grandchildren. @lilmeaties factory worker
clay ⛷️ @hanfjob
45K Followers 2K Following one time i fell onto the subway tracks email me for whatever [email protected]
rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
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coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline
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out of context caro y.. @carosnake
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Internet Ray Tracing .. @IRTCBot
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THE BOOK CLUB @thebookchode
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are you experienced? @drumm_colin
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shi buyuan, nøjagtig.. @bodenlosig
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4K Followers 783 Following 🇮🇹→🏴, PhD @mspstrath, mathematician (category theory for systems theory & cybernetics), aspiring psycohistorian. shitposting isn't endorsement.Jerry Seinfeld quips (one paragraph later) Read more here:
Normal underwear is the black belt of potty training
@darth_erogenous This is how COVID spread so quickly.
Long ass quip
Jerry Seinfeld quips "the movie business is over." “Film doesn’t occupy the pinnacle in the social, cultural hierarchy that it did for most of our lives. When a movie came out, if it was good, we all went to see it. We all discussed it. We quoted lines and scenes we liked. Now…
new drawing i just made of a regular guy with a mustache with a subliminal message… comment when you see it
My father died today. I painted him many times. I'm not sure what else I can say now other than that I loved him and will miss him always.
At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying “yum dot com” after every bite
the 10th dentist refusing to cosign the same toothpaste as the other 9
I don't think orangutans should be named names like "Ken Allen"
Ken Allen, the orangutan from San Diego Zoo, escaped his enclosure three times in the 1980s. His apparent goals were visiting other animals, throwing rocks at a despised orangutan rival, and taking photos with tourists. He never acted aggressively towards anyone during his…
Why doesn't he just do a once over of the jokes before telling them and make sure they're correct?
damn you, auto-correct... 🎤 Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer now playing only on Netflix
My ex told me never to come back to her apartment, but she didn’t say anything about Ricardo!
Now I'm sorry, but if this doesn't make you thirsty I can't even begin to help you
Sad as fuck scenario
Steve Ditko - Konga #5 1962
This is what you see when you watch most metal bands with the They Live glasses on
Swordplay and speaking in tongues for Jesus…
she is 8 today
@darth_erogenous Be the whole country if Labour gets in
Italian cafes -‘bracchis’- have been central to south Wales culture. One of the best- Fulgonis- will apparently soon close. Think it’s one of the last old Italian cafes around. How many of them are even left? Many up the valleys? In st fagans? I think It should’ve been listed
pimp spotted
he was eaten by uncles..
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